Timmy brings an apple for Ms. Macintosh, a banana for Mr. Peel, a melon for Coach Honeydew, and so on.
As the years pass by, the only one he really stays in touch with is Mrs. Cox.
Kids bring gifts to the teacher on the last day of school
The florist's son buys a nice bouquet, the confectioner's daughter gets a cake, and the son of the liquor store owner brings a big box, nicely wrapped.
The teacher lifts the box and sees that it's slightly leaking. She humorously tastes a drop and asks:
'Is it wine?'
'Nope,' ans...
Why did the cheerleader get kicked out on her last day of school?[x-post from /r/punny ]
Because you can't end on a prep position.
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