Saucers Jokes - 10 Hilarious Saucers Jokes

My friend has a job where he keeps seeing flying saucers

He’s a very clumsy waiter

If you have someone in your house with Coronavirus, feed them pizza and saucers of milk.

It’s the only stuff that you can push under the door.

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An Elderly Irish lady visits her physician
To ask his advice on reviving her husband's libido.
"What about trying Viagra?" asked the doctor.
"Not a chance" she replied. "He won't even take an aspirin".
"Not a problem," said the doctor. "Give him an Irish Viagra.”
"What on Earth is Iri...

A man walked by a restaurant in London

He noticed all the customers drinking tea in saucers.

He asked one of them as to why he was drinking tea in a saucer.

With tears in his eyes, he replied, “The Italians have taken away our cup"

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Bucket Method

Some women are gathered and the subject of conversation turns to sex and then birth control. The first woman says "We're Catholic so we can't use it."

The next woman says "I am too but we use the rhythm method."

The third woman says "We use the bucket and saucer method." <...

I had my first UFO experience this morning

I walked into the kitchen and said to the missus "Morning fat ass".

Next thing there were flying saucers coming at me from everywhere!

Bedtime joke

One night I tucked my son in bed, and he wanted me to tell him a joke.

“Tell you what, let’s each try to think up a word that starts with ‘F’ and ends with ‘uck.’” His eyes widen to the size of saucers.

“Let’s see,” I continue... “I’ve got ‘Firetruck,’ what do you got?”

The Jones didn't have any children and decided to use a proxy father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Jones kissed his wife and said, "I'm off, honey. The man should be here soon."

Half an hour later, a door-to-door baby photographer rang the doorbell with the hopes of making a sale.

"Good morning madam. You don't know me but I've come to....."

"Oh, there's no need to explain. I've been expecting you," Mrs. Jones cut in.

"You have?" the photographer asked....

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My father ladies and gentlemen...

So, when we were younger we used to run a single line off the back of one of the snowmobiles, put a splitter on her with two lengths of ski rope about 25' long, gear up with helmets and suits, and throw two guys on on those flying saucers, (you know, like the ones on National Lampoon's Vacation) and...

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A Jew, a Catholic and a Colored boy go to heaven.

They get to the pearly gates and are surrounded by clocks. So the Jew asks St. Peter " Yo Pete what's up with all these clocks?" St. Peter looks over his tri focal glasses and says" Every time you masturbate the clock goes around once, yours is right over there. It goes around about once a week."...

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