What do an Armadillo and Yoko Ono have in common?

They both live on dead beetles

A Lawyer is on the road when he finds an armadillo.

A lawyer was travelling on the road in his fancy car when an armadillo crossed the road in front of him.





He stops and takes the armadillo to his backseat.





Far aside, the lawyer is stopped in a sobriety checkpoint.





The policeman ask...

an armadillo barely escaped birds of pray

luckily, nuns are terribly slow in their habits

Armadillos are quite expensive.

They usually cost an arm and a leg.

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Two armadillos are walking through Sahara. Above them, a flock of anvils is flying.
"Where are you folks flying to?" first armadillo asks.
"To Morocco" replies one of the anvils and the flock flies away.
Two hours later, the armadillos encounter another flock of anvils, on the ground,...

I like dillos, but do not support giving them guns.

I would never armadillo.

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A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde are in car that is driving on a remote desert road.

All of a sudden, an armadillo runs into the road and the car swerves to avoid hitting it. Unfortunately, the car was going very fast, so it flips upside down and lights on fire.

The three women in the car only have enough time to grab one type of item before escaping. The redhead grabs a bun...

A horse wanted to start a band.

It has always been a dream of his, the horse. He always fantasized about the day he’d sell out avenues with his talented bandmates. He thought to himself, “today, I will make my dream come true. No more waiting around.” Only problem is, he doesn’t know how to play any instrument, though he did have ...

Why did the chicken cross the road?

...to show the possum and armadillo that it could be done.

All 'Why did the chicken cross the road' jokes I know

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To show the armadillo that it was possible.


Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get away from Colonel Sanders!


Q: Why did the chicken cross the road twice? ...

So there is this guy named Juan...

So there is this guy named Juan and Juan is a great guy. He doesn't drink he doesn't smoke, he doesn't beat his wife and kids. He doesn't kick his armadillo a cross the back yard.

One day, person number one comes up to him and says "Juan, you're a great guy. You don't drink. You don't smoke....

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