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A jew, a black guy and a redneck are stranded on a desert island.

A jew, a black guy and a redneck are stranded on a desert island. They've been there for a few weeks, they're running out of food and their signal fire was extinguished by a freak storm.

Then one day, the jew returns to the others from scavenging and takes the various things he found out of a...

Three friends are in a hotel room in Soviet Russia.

The first two men open a bottle of vodka, while the third is tired and goes straight to bed. He is unable to sleep however, as his increasingly drunk friends tell political jokes loudly.

After a while, the tired man gets frustrated and walks downstairs for a smoke. He stops in the lounge and ...

What starts with a 't' ends with a 't' and is full of 't' ?

A teapot.

I will for the teapot

Mick was fixing a door and he found that he needed a new hinge, so he sent Mary to the hardware

store.

At the hardware store Mary saw a beautiful teapot on a top shelf while she was waiting for Joe to

finish serving a customer.

When Joe was finished, Mary asked, “How much...

Why does a teapot whistle when it’s boiling?

Because it’s telighted!

What do you call a teapot of boiling water on top of Mount Everest?

A HIGH-POT-IN-USE

What language do teapots speak?

Teabrew.

What has T in the beginning, T in the middle, and T at the end?

A teapot.

Charles, Angus and Patrick are in a helicopter when the pilot informs them they are losing altitude.

Desperately, they throw out whatever they have on them. Charles throws out his teapot, Angus throws out his bagpipes and Patrick throws out a bomb. The helicopter recovers and they land safely.

When Charles gets home, he finds his father in the garden crying. When he asks him what happened, ...

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A slight variation of an old joke

One day a man who had just gone through a very bitter divorce was walking on the beach. He notices something glittering in the sand and digs it out and holds it up. It appeared to be a gold, antique teapot. He rubbed it with his sleeve to brush the sand off and suddenly in a puff of smoke, a genie a...

A family is well known for their tea

It is said that they make their tea in the finest teapots with the most precise amount of sugar and serve them in expensive cups. When a man asked "what's the secret?" they answered "its made in china"

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Odd Signs From England

Sign in a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES:PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN
THE LIGHT GOES OUT

Sign in a London department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS

In an office:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING
IT BACK OR FURTHER STE...

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