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A man was traveling through Asia when one night, he stopped at a monastery

He asked the monks for a place to sleep and some food, and the monks indulged him. But that night, he couldn't sleep. He kept hearing this droning, thumping sound. After a while, he went to investigate. He followed the sound down the stairs, into the basement. There he encountered a richly decorated...

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A man is on a walk with his dog at the park

Suddenly, his dog runs towards a glowing object on the floor. Before the man can stop him, the dog has swallowed the object. A flash of blinding white light temporarily blinds the man, and when he looks back he is amazed to see his dog say "Hello!" to him.

"You can talk?" the man asks.
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Two ten year old boys sitting on the steps to a brothel...

... watching men enter and exit all day. At one point, two men come out smiling, laughing and talking loudly to each other.

"Not bad for fifty bucks!" Says the first man with a large smile.

"Not bad." Agrees the second with a grin and a wink.

The first boy has an idea and immed...

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