A small meteorite is reportedly headed for Lego Land

The damage is expected to be about 50 square blocks

A meteorite fell in my backyard this morning.

It just... came out of the blue!

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Meteorite

Two birds are sitting in a tree when suddenly they see a fat man burning up in the atmosphere.

One bird turns to the other and says, "He must have been a meat-eater." To which the other bird responds, "...Right?"

(Shit joke I'm sorry)

If you know a scientist, here's a good question to stump them:

How come meteorites always land in the middle of a crater?

My wife said she needed some space

So I gave her a meteorite

A Boy Named Meaty

There once was a boy named Meaty. He was wrong about everything. In school his teacher would ask "Meaty, what's 1+1?" Meaty would answer, "11!" The teacher would respond, "Meaty, you're wrong." But Meaty didn't give up easily. He always raised his hand and gave his best answer, and his teachers woul...

Columbus discovered the new world..

..much like a meteorite discovered the Dinosaurs

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Wind turbines...

BIG FAN!

(Fun fact, this one time, I was out playing tourist with my girlfriend and we were waiting for the ice cream store to open (because someone decided you can’t have ice cream for breakfast) so we went into a gift shop.

There was a joke book, so I picked it up and read the first ...

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Proof that Santa doesn’t exists

There are about 2 billion children on earth. But Santa does not have to visit Muslims, Hindus, Jews or Buddhists, which reduces the number to 15% or 378 million. Thus, with a world average of 3.5 children per household, there are 108 million households to visit if we can assume that there are at le...

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