A small meteorite is reportedly headed for Lego Land
The damage is expected to be about 50 square blocks
A meteorite fell in my backyard this morning.
It just... came out of the blue!
God sent meteorites to dinosaurs..
..and sent women to men.
A Boy Named Meaty
There once was a boy named Meaty. He was wrong about everything. In school his teacher would ask "Meaty, what's 1+1?" Meaty would answer, "11!" The teacher would respond, "Meaty, you're wrong." But Meaty didn't give up easily. He always raised his hand and gave his best answer, and his teachers woul...
What's the difference between a meteor and a meteorite?
Sorry, a kid said this in elementary school and it was funny back then :)
Columbus discovered the new world..
..much like a meteorite discovered the Dinosaurs
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(Fun fact, this one time, I was out playing tourist with my girlfriend and we were waiting for the ice cream store to open (because someone decided you can’t have ice cream for breakfast) so we went into a gift shop.
There was a joke book, so I picked it up and read the first ...
The Silver Woman [Long]
One dark night a Frenchman by the name of Guillaume was hiking through the forest. Enraptured by the natural beauty of the world around him, he paused for a moment, taking in the cool breeze blowing through the trees, the sparkling ceiling of stars, and sighed contentedly. Looking up he saw a bright...