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There's a little-known legend about Attila the Hun...

The story goes that Attila used to collect exotic animals that he found during his conquests. He particularly liked dangerous or fearsome animals, and his favourite was a giant snake. He was so fond of it, it was said that he brought it with him on every campaign.

But his snake lost its appet...

A Serpent Guard, a Horus Guard and a Setesh Guard meet on a neutral planet.

It is a tense moment.

The Serpent Guard's eyes glow, the Horus Guard's beak glistens, the Setesh Guard's... nose drips.

Adam blamed Eve , Eve blamed the serpent, and the serpent,

Didn’t have a leg to stand on.

If Adam and Eve were Chinese, we'd still be in the Garden of Eden

They would have eaten the serpent

Why wasn't the young serpent wearing any clothes?

Because he was snake-kid

After the Flood, Noah commanded the animals...

"Go forth! Be fruitful! Multiply!"

And so, the animals did go forth from Mt. Ararat, and behold they were fruitful and did multiply as Noah had commanded. But Noah saw that two snakes had remained with the ark.

"Serpents! Why has thou not done as I have commanded, and gone forth to mul...

The Sea Serpent

Once upon a time there was a great swimmer. He lived near the sea and every morning he went for a swim.

One day there was a huge storm. Dark clouds were gathering and there were great thunders. The swimmer did not care. He jumped into the sea and started his usual routine.

Alas, the ...

What do you call a snake that works for the government?

A civil serpent.

What's an illiterate pirate's greatest fear?

An AB-sea serpent

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My go-to joke whenever anybody asks me to tell them a joke...

A man walks into a pet shop and sees a beautiful parrot. He asks the shop owner about it, and the owner says "Ah, that's the Wikibird. Not only can it talk, but it knows a lot of useful information. You can ask it anything you want and it will respond."

The man decides to test out the Wikibir...

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Three men hear of a wish-granting boulder.

This boulder is rumored to be located at the top of a steep cliff, so the men set out on a rather grueling hike in order to find it. Upon arrival at the very top, they find a natural monolith of sorts, and are greeted by a booming voice.

"Greetings, travelers!" the voice says. "I am the Rock ...

Do you know any snake jokes?

'cause I serpently don't.

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