Winged Jokes - 8 Hilarious Winged Jokes

Winged horses are illegal in most US states.

But in Alabama, it's perfectly fine to peg-a-sis.

Did you hear about the winged insect from America that evolved to be compatible with computers?

It was a US Bee

What do toothpaste and Winged Hussars have in common?

They both fight against tartars.

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So a winged magical fairy visits Rome ....

The fairy flies around a bit among the tourists before stopping in front of two classical and gorgeous greek statues placed beside each other - one being a scantily clad and muscled Apollo and the other beautiful and busty Aphrodite, the goddess of love and sex.

The fairy looks on these two b...

The poor father of a Chef sees an ad in the local newspaper: "Come visit the Carnival and see our newest attraction, the Great Winged Monster!"

So the man makes his way down to the Carnival and pays the $2.00 admission price to get inside.

While inside the Carnival grounds he walks around, seeing ads for rides, games, food, and even shows! After a couple hours he finally sees it, a sign outside an obscure looking tent saying 'Great ...

My own play on a joke

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because Chicken had a job interview. Chicken failed. "Chicken winged" it. Chicken failed more jobs. Chicken lose money. Chicken lose house. "Chicken strips".

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What do the small grass-like substance that grows on the side of rocks and small winged insects similar to butterflies have in common?

The way Mike Tyson pronounces them.

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Lindsay Lohan walks into a bar, with a one winged, beat up, inebriated parrot on her shoulder

The bartender says, "Where did you get that drunk, fucked up bird?"

The parrot says, "The Rehab clinic in Malibu."

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