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Typhoid Jokes

What is the opposite of "Typhoid Mary"

Marie Cure-y

These vaccinated kids miss out on so much in life and it's disgusting

Polio, measles, rubella, typhoid, the list just goes on and on really

His palms are sweaty...

His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy. There's vomit on his sweater already.

WebMD: *TYPHOID FEVER*

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Doctors and Shots

A new nurse listened while the doctor was yelling, "Typhoid! Tetanus! Measles!"

The new nurse asked another nurse, "Why is he doing that?"

The other nurse replied, "Oh, he just likes to call the shots around here."

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Me and my friend were talking

Her: Apparently typhoid can be spread through contaminated poop.

Me: How do you know that shit?

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