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Did you see that viral Indian dance video?

They’ve got some Sikh moves!
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(NSFW) Coronavirus porn is going viral on PornHub..

What a bunch of sick fucks

Heard about the viral YouTuber booted out of the Flat Earth Society?

They caught him trying to expand his sphere of influence.
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I promised a girl I'd make her viral

A couple weeks later, her doctor confirmed it
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Before the internet, things still went viral...

For example, The Beatles, among others, spread all over the world.

I guess you could say there were a few bugs going around.
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Hope this joke goes viral....

How can you tell the difference between a regular virus and a retrovirus?

The 1970s haircut.
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What's something that can be not popular but very viral?

Corona in the end of 2019
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Doctor told me I have viral eye infection...

Must be the cornea virus
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What does mainstream media and viral video have in common?

It's all staged.
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I'm hoping COVID-19 raises the bar for "going viral"

I'm sick of it.
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Have you heard of the rap song that’s going viral?

Wuhan clan ain’t nothing to fuck with

Boy this covid thing went really

Viral

Edit - I m just surprised no one posted this yet.
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News: Video of black Baltimore mother beating her rioting son goes viral.

She beat him so hard the police gave her a job application.
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A questionable article on marine biology goes viral.

"**New study reveals migrating Crows' droppings may be responsible for great barrier barrier reef bleaching**"

The article receives widespread criticism from the scientific community. Marine biologists across the globe insist that coralation does not imply Cawsality.
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Due to the viral outbreak, a high school prom goes into mandatory lock-down.

QuaranTeen-Pregnancy rates skyrocket.
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How do you get herpes viral infection of the eye?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.
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I don't know why people think throwing singles at children is the new viral trend...

Hollywood's been doing it for decades.
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What’s the difference between Influencer and Influenza?

One wants to go viral, the other is already viral…
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Corona Beer sales falter amid Corona virus crisis

Guess their viral marketing strategy failed.
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It's 2023, and I still tell my subscribers on YouTube to wear a mask.

Because who knows? My video could go viral.
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My wife's posted picture she took of me in the shower didn't go viral...

Ain't no big thing.
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I saw an ill Raven on the side of the road, and took it to a vet.

After a few tests, the vet tells me that it has a viral infection, and to put on a mask.

Turns out it had Crowvid.
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I have a new starter business idea that's going to go viral! It's a unique product, created by harvesting the eggs from dead women…

I'm calling it: Cadaviar.
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Corona didn’t need an ad in the Super Bowl for their beer.

It’s already gone viral.
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I can try to make a joke about vaccinated people

.... but they won't get viral
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Did you hear about the terrorist who strapped bombs loaded with Coronavirus to his chest?

He blew up and went viral.
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Wrote my 2022 New Years Day Goals

My top goal this year. Stay negative everyday.

If I don't, 5-10 day isolation for being positive.

It's kinda harsh but it will be very contagious and catchy.

You might say, It'll go viral.
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I made a bat joke

It went viral
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For sure, 2020 was an interesting year

After all, it went viral.
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Trump tested positive for COVID-19

The news went viral.
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A man went to the doctor complaining about erectile dysfunction...

A man went to the doctor and told him that he was having trouble maintaining an erection. After a complete exam the doctor told the man that the muscles around the base of his penis were damaged from a prior viral infection and there was nothing he could do for him.

However, he knew of an exp...

Jokes about the coronavirus are everywhere right now

Looks like it’s gone viral
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Did you see Trump's Rose Garden speech?

It's going viral!
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I guess it's time for you to take your meds

Because this post is going viral
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I made a coronavirus joke on r/Jokes

It went viral
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Ebola, Sars and Covid walk into a bar...

Suddenly all the hotties from Pfizer, Moderna, AstraZeneca, Janssen, Sinovac and Novavax surround Covid.

Ebola asks Sars, "Why is Covid getting all the attention?"

Sars replies, "This is what happens when you go viral."
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What happened when Corona went public?

It went Viral
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Posting about Covid-19 on the Internet.....

Seems to have gone viral.
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I must have posted two dozen jokes about COVID-19 by now

but none of them have gone viral :(
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Was thinking about making a joke about COVID19...

But I don't want it to go viral
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Did you hear about that funny Covid-19 joke?

Really? It went viral.
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Thanks to the anti-vaxx movement, people are dying needlelessly.

I hope this goes viral.
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Did you hear about Coronas new marketing campaign?

Apparently it's gone viral in China.
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Chinese doctors published their findings on the corona outbreak...

It’s gone viral
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What's the best thing about corona memes?

They always go viral
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You've got to hand it to Corona

They really know how to do a viral marketing campaign
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My life ambition is to have a lot of karma on Reddit.

Unfortunately, it is a hard job. I tried doing it alone first, leaving insightful comments and making quirky posts - but I had no luck. So I decided to ask for advice.

First, I went to a wise guru who had a thousand karma. And I asked him, "Oh wise guru, how do you have so much karma?"
...
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Everywhere I look on the internet, all I see is Corona, Corona, corona

This thing has gone viral.
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What do you get when you mix Corona virus with Lyme desease?

A viral joke
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Antivaxxers should create social media accounts for their children

They'll go viral in no time.
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“Weird Al” Yankovic on Tuesday rejected fans’ requests for a “My Corona” parody about the deadly coronavirus.

That would have gone viral.
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I haven’t noticed any big trends lately

I guess no one wants to go viral
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Why do anti-vaccine ideas spread?

They go viral.
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I feel sorry for Corona beer's marketing campaign

Nothing can go viral.
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There are so many news items about Wuhan...

It looks like China is going viral.
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What do you call an influencer with the corona virus...

An influenzer
But only if it goes viral...
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My News feed is filled with stories about the Coronavirus.

I guess you could say it's gone viral.
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There's a lot of corona jokes on here

Surprised that none of them has gone viral yet
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I found this video that gives you coronavirus when you watch it.

It went viral.
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Coronavirus is all Gen Z’s fault

They wanted everything to go viral, now look what’s happened.
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One problem with antibiotics is that no matter how popular it gets..

..It’s never going viral.
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Warning: Dad Joke - Friend of mine wanted to make a Corona meme

I told him if it was good enough, it might go viral...
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I can't believe you still didn't hear about anti-vaxxer's newborn...

It got viral
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The wuhan clan have brought out a new track

It's gone viral.
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Anti-vaxxers has baby

That sh*t going viral
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The anti-vaxxer movement will end the same way that it started...

It'll go viral.
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He's all over the place

Heard about that social media influenza who went viral? He's sick.
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What's the difference between a crap meme format and and an unvaccinated child?

Only one dies after going viral.

Instagram is the best app

For posting things that went viral on reddit a week ago
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I wonder why biological warfare is not popular

even though it's viral
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What do you call a Disease which is #1 in Trending?

A Viral Disease.
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Researchers used CRISPR to encode a movie onto DNA

Time to create some viral memes
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What did the online personality say to the doctor after running some tests?

Is this going to be viral?
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Did you hear about the aspiring YouTube star that died from the flu?

He finally went viral.
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"Ebola" is trending on Twitter...

...does that mean it's gone viral?
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I took a video of my symptoms that suggested a bacterial infection

it turned out to be viral.
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