Scientists confirmed today that anteaters are incapable of contracting Covid...

Apparently they're filled with anty-bodies

Luckily, after contracting COVID 19, Donald Trump got back to full health. It would be a huge tragedy for the whole world to lose him...

...before he did his time.

After contracting Covid-19 Famous Rapper DMX has promised to infect every human on earth with the virus.

This is apart of his earlier promise that "X gonna give it to ya"

The lead singer of Disturbed has decided he’s not going to self quarantine after contracting Covid-19

He’s down with the sickness

What do you do with your partner after contracting the coronavirus?

Netflix and ill.

What do you call a healthcare worker that doesn’t self isolate after contracting COVID-19?

A hippocritic oaf.

I don't think we should be too worried about Tom Hanks contracting the corona virus.

If there's one person who has a documented history of staying in complete isolation for a prolonged period of time and surviving against all odds only to make his way back into the civilisation, it's him.

At first I was really against contracting a brain parasite

But then it grew on me.

In WW I, US soldiers could be court martialed for contracting gonorrhoea.

That's why they call it a "dishonorable discharge".

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A horse attempts to enter a Walmart

He's immediately stopped at the door by a staff member.

"Sorry sir, you need to have a mask on to enter here."

"That's silly!", the horse exclaimed. "I'm a HORSE! I'm in no danger of contracting nor spreading coronavirus! Plus where am I supposed to find a mask to fit MY face?!"
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