A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected: a half-gallon of 2% milk a carton of eggs a quart of orange juice a head of romaine lettuce a 2 lb. can of coffee a 1 lb. package of bacon
As she was unloading her items onto the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her was watching. While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single." The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict'...
What did the Romaine lettuce say to the other one after the outbreak?
Give a man a fish and you'll feed him for a day
Give a man a head of romaine lettuce and you'll feed him for the rest of his life
According to experts, I've heard that marijuana can stop seizures...
And now, according to the CDC, romaine lettuce can stop Caesar's.
A man is on his death sentence and gets to choose his last meal.
So he asks the guard for a romaine lettuce salad, but the guard replies "You can only choose a meal, not how you want to die."