A woman walks into a bar

She sits at the counter and orders a salad with croutons and a creamy dressing.

The waiter delivers her salad, and she hands him a crisp $20 bill. As the waiter walks back to the cash register he holds it to the light and realizes it's a counterfeit! He snaps around to see the woman grabbing ...

guy who's about to invent croutons

*[eating salad]:* I wish this hurt

What’s an atom’s favorite salad topping?

Croutons

What do you get if you mix lettuce, croutons and an epileptic?

Seizure Salad

I ate a salad for dinner!

It was mostly tomatoes and croutons.

Really just one, big round crouton covered in tomato sauce.

And cheese.

... I had a pizza.

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