She sits at the counter and orders a salad with croutons and a creamy dressing.
The waiter delivers her salad, and she hands him a crisp $20 bill. As the waiter walks back to the cash register he holds it to the light and realizes it's a counterfeit! He snaps around to see the woman grabbing ...
guy who's about to invent croutons
*[eating salad]:* I wish this hurt
What’s an atom’s favorite salad topping?
Croutons
What do you get if you mix lettuce, croutons and an epileptic?
Seizure Salad
I ate a salad for dinner!
It was mostly tomatoes and croutons.
Really just one, big round crouton covered in tomato sauce.
And cheese.
... I had a pizza.
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