John runs a candy shop, selling mints of all kinds. Business was good, until Covid hit.
John realized he’ll have to shut down the store and risk losing his business, unless he could figure out a way to advertise and sell his confections on the Internet. His nephew suggested running a contest ...
The two young artichokes were very much in love.
The couple were strolling down the boulevard one sunny afternoon. Up ahead, a delivery truck had a blowout and swerved across two lanes, finally jumping the curb and hitting the boy artichoke, knocking him flat.
It was awful. The ambulance came and the EMTs did their best to resuscitate him. ...
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There's a man who hates his wife
He is reading the newspaper and sees an ad for a hitman named Arti who only costs a dollar! The man calls Arti and tells him that his wife goes to Walmart every Saturday at 10:00 AM. Arti goes to Walmart and waits. Then he sees the man's wife so Arti jumps over and choked her to death. But somebody ...
Tired of constantly being broke, and stuck in an unhappy marriage, a young husband decided to solve both problems by taking out a large insurance policy on his wife (with himself as the beneficiary), and arranging to have her killed.
A "friend of a friend" put him in touch with a nefarious un...
Two long time friends, Ollie and Brock, woke up early for work as they always do.
They each got into their trucks and headed to the local Ag plant where they work as produce haulers.
"What do you have for us today Flower?" asked Brock as they walk in. Their secretary’s real name is Ava but they always jokingly call her Flower.
"Well we've got three shipments that a...
Why can't Trump be compared to vegetables in jokes?
Because even artichokes have a heart.