What did Sine and Cos say to each other?

Nothing; They just waved.

Student: What is sin(q) / cos(q)?

Teacher: tan(q)
Student: You're Welcome

What happened when Sin and Cos stayed out in the sun for too long?

They both became tanned gents!

Why are there no Walmarts in Afghanistan?

Cos there is a target on every corner

I recently signed an apartment lease...

Below where I signed on the lease agreement I had my dad cosign

Now we're tan.

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There's a guy doing 60 in a 30 zone, so a policeman pulls him over Policeman says to driver: "I have reason to believe you've been doing drugs, sir." Driver replies: "Why, cos I'm black?!"

Policeman: "No, sir, cos you haven't got a fucking car."

Why does 1 equal 0?

cos 0 = 1

Do you know why they called it TikTok?

Cos in just a matter of seconds it steals all your data!

((cos^-2 x) - 1)^(1/2)

Sorry, I went off on a tangent

A teacher asked a student for a description of the graph of y=cos(x).

The student just shrugged.

Why should you be wary of Ash Ketchum when you're taking a shower?

Cos he might have a sneaky Pikachu

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Why did Japan not host the original Olympics?

Cos they always blur out the best parts.

A Lawyer goes shooting and brings down a marvellous pheasant right on Farmer Joe's field...

Knowing the law, he goes over to the farmhouse and knocks on the door, farmer Joe opens, and the Lawyer speaks,

"Excuse me sir, but I'm a lawyer on a shoot, and I happen to have brought down a fairly marvellous pheasant over in your field yonder. Being a lawyer (I happen to have attended an e...

If Jesus died for our sins...

Who died for cos and tan?

Why didn't the Pope go to the beach once he learnt trigonometry?

sin cos tan

No one seems to want to help me look for my missing Greek lettuce

They keep telling me it's a lost cos.

Kid: "Santa why do you have such a huge bag?"

Santa: "Cos I Only come once a year"

The god I worship is d/dx(-cos(x))

Because whenever I need it, it always gives me a sine

Why can you never watch a movie with your cat?

Cos they're always stepping on pause.

Pantera

If Dimebag Darrell joined a bank as an employee, he'd break a lot of records cos his processing time is 5 minutes a looooooooooooooooan

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Why do christian mathematicians hate summer?

It's sin cos tan.

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Suspended from school, was watching porn while solving for cos÷sin

I got cot.

A guy phones up his Boss, but gets the bosses' wife instead: "I'm afraid he died last week," she explains.

The next day the man calls again and asks for the boss. "I told you," the wife replies, "he died last week." The day after he calls again and once more asks to speak to his boss. By this time the wife is getting upset and shouts: "I'VE ALREADY TOLD YOU TWICE, MY HUSBAND, YOUR BOSS, DIED LAST WEEK! W...

Are you 1/(cos(c))?

Coz girl you're sec(c).

The other day I saw a guy with sin/cos on his arm...

... He had a really nice tan

My friend asked what the difference between sin 135 and cos 135

I told him, "just change the sine."

Why doesn't santa have any children?

Cos he only comes once a year and that's down the chimney

A suicide bombing instructor addresses a group of new recruits.

"All right lads pay attention cos I'm only gonna show you this once"

What is the trigonometry teacher’s favorite food?

COS Law!

Damn babe are you a Minneapolis police officer?

'Cos you're breathtaking..

What type of EMTs will touch up your makeup on the way to the hospital?

Cos-medics

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

-0.89594417018


...


cos(789)

My smart pet

My pet always got to know when I used to lie cos he's an Al"lie"gator.

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A mother was in the kitchen listening to her five year old playing with his new train set in the lounge.

She heard the train stop and her son saying "All of You bastards who want off, get off now 'cos we're in a hurry! And all of you bastards who are getting on, get on now 'cos we're going down the tracks"

The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this...

Why are sine waves not cosine waves?

cos sine waves are different.

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