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Cos Jokes

What did Sine and Cos say to each other?

Nothing; They just waved.

Why was sin lying on top of cos at the beach?

They were tanning.

1=0

Cos 0=1

Student: What is sin(q) / cos(q)?

Teacher: tan(q)
Student: You're Welcome

Are you 1/(cos(c))?

Coz girl you're sec(c).

((cos^-2 x) - 1)^(1/2)

Sorry, I went off on a tangent

There’s this cos playing dude trying to move me with the force while I’m a stormtrooper. I said…

If there was one left, it’s definitely not you.

What’s E. T. short for?

Cos he’s only got little legs.

What happened when Sin and Cos stayed out in the sun for too long?

They both became tanned gents!

I recently signed an apartment lease...

Below where I signed on the lease agreement I had my dad cosign

Now we're tan.

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A man goes to a new store to get some toilet paper

He approaches the clerk and asks are there any brands he recommends.

"Why yes sir! I make all my own products and we've something to suit everybody. This one I call Bob Ross"

"Why have you named it that?"

"Cos it's so gentle your ass will feel so relaxed and nice afterwards sir...

The god I worship is d/dx(-cos(x))

Because whenever I need it, it always gives me a sine

As a child I was obsessed with the difference between cosine and sine

As I got older I realized it was just a phase

When I was a kid some guy said he slept with my mom last night. I told him he was a liar, cos I slept with my mom last night.

Looking back, I now realize what I said

I asked my math teacher why 6 was afraid of 7.

She replied, “Approximately 0.3583679495453”.

I stared at her, confused. Seeing my confusion, she added, “You know, cos (789)”

A teacher asked a student for a description of the graph of y=cos(x).

The student just shrugged.

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Suspended from school, was watching porn while solving for cos÷sin

I got cot.

Why didn't the Pope go to the beach once he learnt trigonometry?

sin cos tan

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

-0.89594417018


...


cos(789)

My friend asked what the difference between sin 135 and cos 135

I told him, "just change the sine."

The other day I saw a guy with sin/cos on his arm...

... He had a really nice tan

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Why did the trigonometrical ratio of a triangle go to jail?

Because cos B is a sexual offender.

I've decided to have my girlfriend nickname me Apple

Cos I'll just be all up in cider

Whats the capital of math?

Cos-Tan-Sinopel

Why did Pythagoras like math so much?

Just cos

My maths teacher never goes outside

I can tell, cos there's no sin of his tan

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There's a guy doing 60 in a 30 zone, so a policeman pulls him over Policeman says to driver: "I have reason to believe you've been doing drugs, sir." Driver replies: "Why, cos I'm black?!"

Policeman: "No, sir, cos you haven't got a fucking car."

If Jesus died for our sins

Who died for our cos and tan then?

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A mother was in the kitchen listening to her five year old playing with his new train set in the lounge.

She heard the train stop and her son saying "All of You bastards who want off, get off now 'cos we're in a hurry! And all of you bastards who are getting on, get on now 'cos we're going down the tracks"

The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this...

My wife left me, Cosmo, after doing some trigonometry.

She saw a tan gent and chose sin over Cos'.

Why did the sweeping brush stay indoors?

Cos it wanted to stay at broom temperature!

What is the equation for break up?

y = cos x is irrational

Business proposal

A man was walking home from the pub when a hooker stopped him an asked him if he wanted to sleep with her for £20.
He said "well I'm very tired" "but OK cos I need the money"

Why is Norwegian taco night like a car?

Cos it's a fjord fiesta

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Two Calculus Professors Are Grabbing Dinner Together

Two calculus professors are grabbing dinner together.

The first one says to the other: “Why do we teach our students calculus? They just cram it for the tests then forget it.”

The second professor says: “They don’t forget it after the final I’ll prove it to you. The next time the wai...

Call me an egg

Cos you guys are crackin' me up

Damn babe are you a Minneapolis police officer?

'Cos you're breathtaking..

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Why are we running out of toilet paper?

Cos when 1 person sneezes a 100 people shit themselves.

I need help with a 17 year old joke about Jello and Communism

So my friend and I started this game 17 years ago where you have to come up with a jello (we altered the rules to allow *some* pastries) that fit a communist theme.

Everytime we come up with a new one we swear there are none left. I know he cheats, cos I cheat too. My sister came up with Ban...

When Bill Cosby passes away I'm going to dress as his final resting place for Halloween.

I hope my Cos Tomb gets compliments.

Why was there a Covid-19 outbreak on the Death Star?

'Cos the Stormtroopers missed their shots.

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Little Johnny's neighbour had a baby but it was born without ears.

Little Johnny and his mum went to visit the baby but he was warned if he mentioned its ears he would be in trouble.
Johnny looked into the cot and said 'what a lovely baby, good feet hands and skin. How is his eyesight?'
The Baby's mother replied that it was perfect.
Jonny replied 'That's...

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Why are firefighters good at parties?

Because they always bring the hose.



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My friend: Why do you only use one of the trigonometric functions?

Me: Just ‘cos

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Jack rings the boss one Friday and says "I can't come in to work today, I'm sick"

so the boss says OK and Jack turns up as normal on Monday. Next Friday though Jack rings in again and says "I can't come in to work today, I'm sick". This pattern repeats every week for a couple of months and eventually the boss calls Jack into his office and asks him what's the matter.

"Well...

I was in the car the other day with the Misses when she said to me " im sure the people in the car next to us are welsh" What makes you think that i said.

" well cos the kids in the back are writing "stit ruoy su wohs" on the window.........

Tacos are imaginary -- a mathematical proof

tan = sin / cos (definition of tangent)

ta = i / co (cancel n and s)

taco = i (multiply both sides by co)

My wife left me because of my obsession with cowboys

But that's ok cos this town ain't big enough for the both of us.

Why are there no Walmarts in Afghanistan?

Cos there is a target on every corner

Do you know why they called it TikTok?

Cos in just a matter of seconds it steals all your data!

Catholics fail trigonometry because they're afraid of sin

Irish people fail trigonometry because they can't tan.

Everyone else fails trigonometry just cos.

Why can you never watch a movie with your cat?

Cos they're always stepping on pause.

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Why are roses bushes always reproducing?

Cos they're so thorny

A Lawyer goes shooting and brings down a marvellous pheasant right on Farmer Joe's field...

Knowing the law, he goes over to the farmhouse and knocks on the door, farmer Joe opens, and the Lawyer speaks,

"Excuse me sir, but I'm a lawyer on a shoot, and I happen to have brought down a fairly marvellous pheasant over in your field yonder. Being a lawyer (I happen to have attended an e...

Why should you be wary of Ash Ketchum when you're taking a shower?

Cos he might have a sneaky Pikachu

Kid: "Santa why do you have such a huge bag?"

Santa: "Cos I Only come once a year"

Is it a sin to make math jokes?

Cos if so, tan I’m sorry.

A suicide bombing instructor addresses a group of new recruits.

"All right lads pay attention cos I'm only gonna show you this once"

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Why did Japan not host the original Olympics?

Cos they always blur out the best parts.

What type of EMTs will touch up your makeup on the way to the hospital?

Cos-medics

No one seems to want to help me look for my missing Greek lettuce

They keep telling me it's a lost cos.

Why do christian mathematicians hate summer?

It's sin cos tan.

Why doesn't santa have any children?

Cos he only comes once a year and that's down the chimney

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Google is a woman.

Cos it never lets you finish your sentence without offering a shit load of suggestions!

Pantera

If Dimebag Darrell joined a bank as an employee, he'd break a lot of records cos his processing time is 5 minutes a looooooooooooooooan

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What is the trigonometry teacher’s favorite food?

COS Law!

Did Stephen Hawking have a donor card?

. .Cos I really need bits for my kids go-kart

Why are sine waves not cosine waves?

cos sine waves are different.

What kind of bees make you sleepy?

Cos-bees

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