Kobe Bryant's death was an important and historic occasion.

It marked the first time he's passed in years.

What do John wilkes booth, lee harvey oswald and kobe bryant have in common?

They never miss a shot

Why did the cannibal chef rush to the Bryant helicopter crash scene?

To get some fresh grass-fed Kobe beef.

How do you know when Kobe Bryant is famous?

His face was chiseled into the mountain.

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Kobe Bryant used to cry during sex.

But, then, Mace will do that to you.

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Before this year started, none of us could have predicted all this: Kobe Bryant, Australian fires, Coronavirus quarantine, Tiger King, toilet paper hoarding.

I guess none of us truly had 2020 vision after all.

What do Kobe Bryant and the marshal Tucker band have in common?

Their last big hit was fire on the mountain.

God and Satan arranged a basketball game between Heaven and Hell.

"I know for a fact we are gonna win," said God. "We have all the best players up here...Wilt Chamberlain, Moses Malone, Kobe Bryant, and so on."

"I wouldn't count on that, God," said Satan. "You see, down here, *we* have all the referees."

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Kobe Bryant missed a shot because of the flash of a camera.

To stop this from happening again, he stared at the sun for 8 hours to train his eyes.

It’s a shame he couldn’t see the mountain.

Whats the difference between time and Kobe Bryant?

Time passes.

What's Kobe Bryant's favorite card in a deck of 52?

4 of clubs.

My dad is a lot like Kobe Bryant..

.. he's not here either.

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It seems like the world is ending these days

We’ve got all this awful shit just falling from the sky. Climate change, global pandemics, economic crashes, Australian wildfire, elections, Kobe Bryant,

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What did Kobe Bryant's teamates say to him while he was scoring 81 points?

"I'M FUCKING OPEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Why did Kobe Bryant go to New Jersey after he got arrested?

Because he needed one.

So an airplane was about to crash.....

An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board but only 4 parachutes.

The 1st passenger said, "I am Kobe Bryant, the best NBA basketball player, the Lakers need me, I can't afford to die." So he took the 1st pack and left the plane.

The 2nd passenger, Hillary Clinton ...

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Why do you have to repeat things you say to Dez Bryant?

He doesn't always catch it the first time.

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