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Casey Anthony is removing her podcast from Spotify.

If she wanted to kill Spotify she should’ve done it when it was still in its infancy

I was going to tell a Casey Anthony joke...But...

My mom would kill me!

Joke

Murphy and Casey in the jungle they see a lion murphy says is the Lion dead Casey says hold on now and ill check.
Just then Casey throws a rock at him the Lion wakes up charging towards them Casey says run Murphy Run
Murphy says why would I run for I didn't throw anything at him

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Think Casey Anthony will go into porn now, . . .

Since she gets off so easy?

On a scale from Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky... how much do you like kids?...

Somewhere around a Ronald McDonald, I pretend to like them but slowly kill them with diabetes

A small town in Ireland solicits bids to build a fountain in the town square. Three builders respond.

The town clerk schedules all three interviews for the same day. The builders arrive and are escorted into the clerk's office. There's a builder from Galway, a builder from Mayo, and finally Casey, a master builder from County Cork.

The first to be interviewed is the builder from Galway. "How ...

I showed Casey Neistat my tattoo

... and he said it was a Neistat

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UNCLE CASEY'S GUIDE TO BEAR IDENTIFICATION WHILE BEING CHASED:

UNCLE CASEY'S GUIDE TO BEAR IDENTIFICATION WHILE BEING CHASED:
If you're running& running and wind up in a tree and the fucker follows you...it's a black bear.

If you're running& running and wind up in a tree and the fucker shakes you out...it's a brown bear.

If you're runni...

What comes after April?

Casey Jones

A lawyer, an engineer and an accountant are applying for a job

at the job interview, they each get asked the same simple question, and are told to justify their answer. The question is, "what is two plus two?"

The lawyer takes out his briefcase and produces the 1978 docket wherein the case of Casey vs the State, two plus two was proven to be four.
...

Bad Mother

Anthony, do you think I'm a bad mother?

Son: My name is Casey

A father walks up to his son...

and says to him, "Do we have any more dopted?"

The son says, "What's a dopted?"

"You are!"

"Dad, that's not funny."

"I'm not your dad!"

(Credit to my bartender Casey)

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