John Cooper Clarke's hairdresser joke, slightly paraphrased.
A man is at the hairdresser and makes conversation.
The hairdresser asks him "You going anywhere for your holidays?"
The man says, "Me and my wife are going to Rome".
"Why do you want to go to Rome?"
"I love Italian food".
"Well, it's all fish and chip shops in Rom...
(OC) Arthur C Clarke was watching Star Wars with his family when he began ranting and raving.
“What is this film?” He snarled. “All they do is lay lands, tap them to produce mana and use that mana to summon creatures and cast devastating spells. I was expecting a space romp.”
“Arthur, come now,” his wife said, “that’s not what this film is about at all!”
“Ignorant woman,” he re...
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Mrs. Clarke has been in a coma for 18 months..
A nurse is giving Mrs. Clarke a wash when she notices that the patient moves a little when she washes her genitals.
Again the nurse brushes over her genitals with a cloth and again Mrs. Clarke, disturbs gently.
The nurse calls the patients husband and he immediately goes to the hospi...
Arthur C Clarke, CS Lewis & JRR Tolkien walk into a bar...
Clarke, Lewis and Tolkien walk into a bar arguing about how characters should travel.
Clarke says they should take a spaceship and Tolkien says they should walk. Lewis says that can just step through a wardrobe.
When asked how that's possible Lewis says "Narnia business"
Why was Paschal Clarke banned from eBay?
Because he made the pa(y)pal cross.
I created this joke ten years ago and have. And now have only found a big enough platform to air it.
Back in the early nineties, the Byrds lost two of their original band members.
Gene Clark (tambourine and vocals) and Michael Clarke (drums) died in 1991 and 1993, respectively. Not a lot of people know this, but shortly after finishing his term as our 41st president, George H. W. Bush actually joined the Byrds during a special memorial concert held in Florida, near the home o...