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Fletcher Jokes

I introduced my friend to Jessica Fletcher

And got charged with accessory to murder.

Why did the maiden marry the Fletcher?

He made her quiver.

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TIL: Many medieval surnames like Fletcher or Cooper refer to the patriarch's traditional occupation.

I guess I won't be marrying Mr. Dickinson.

The Prawns

Christian and Fletcher were two prawns living in the ocean swimming about in their daily lives when one day they see a shark and full of fear they run off to hide. Fletcher says I wish I was a shark it sux being a scared little prawn if I was a shark I wouldn’t fear anything. Christian says well the...

A man wanted to break up with his long-term girlfriend

Marcus decided to do this when they were going to have a dinner night with both of their parents.

When the night came, he cleared his throat before mustering up the courage to say,

"Angela, I believe that we need to break up. I'm sorry, but it just isn't working out between us anymore...

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