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What's Gordon Ramsay's favourite WWE show?

It's fucking RAW!

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How does Gordon Ramsays family know he's having a stroke?

The toast is fuckin' burnt

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What did Gordon Ramsay say when he saw the Egyptian sun god?

It's fucking Ra!

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Why does Gordon Ramsay hate seeing a bunch of cute pet pictures?

Cause it's fucking r/aww!

Gordon Ramsey hates reposts on r/aww. One day he sees someone reposting a baby sheep

He yells in the comments, "WHERE'S THE LAMB SOURCE!?"

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Gordon Ramsey branches out and opens a speech therapy workshop for lions and tigers. His first student comes in and it's a massive siberian tiger. Gordon says "well, go ahead, let me see what you've got." The tiger opens its mouth and lets out a pathetic "meow.".

"You DONKEY, that was PATHETIC!" screams Gordon "IT'S. FUCKING. ROAR."

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How does Gordon Ramsay discern a leopard from a jaguar?

ITS FUCKING ROAR!

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What's Gordon Ramsays favorite sub?

It's fucking r/aww

who is gordon ramsay's favorite shrek character?

donkey

My theory in why gordon Ramsey's kids aremt his

Because he doesnt like it raw

Did you hear Gordon Ramsay wrote a book about herbs?

It’s about thyme!

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Why does Gordon Ramsey have 5 kids?

Because he's always fucking raw!!!

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Gordon Ramsay teaches a sex-ed class

“The way you make babies is FUCKING RAW!!”

I don’t know why Gordon Ramsay calls people a doughnut as an insult

Because honestly if someone called me a doughnut that would be the sweetest thing anyone has ever called me

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Why did the chicken cross the road (Gordon Ramsay)

BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T FUCKING COOK IT

Gordon Ramsey just had his 5th kid..

At least he likes one thing raw.

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Gordon Ramsay is the best person to teach about safe sex.

Because if theres one thing he hates in life,

"It's fucking raw"

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Gordon Ramsay's wife

Mrs Ramsay is terrified of asking Gordon to go down on her. You can just imagine his reaction: "YOU EXPECT ME TO FUCKING EAT THAT?!?!?"

Heaven and Hell according to Europe

Heaven is a place where,
all the cops are British,
all the chefs are French,
all the engineers are German,
all the parties are organized by the Italians,
and it’s all run by the Swiss

Hell is a place where,
all the cops are German,
all the chefs are British (sorry Gordon...

If Gordon Ramsay was a WWE wrestler, he'd go to Smackdown.

He hates RAW.

Gordon Ramsay walks into a bar.

The bartender replies: "We don't serve raw meat after 11pm"

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My wife wanted to try a new technique in bed called "the Gordon Ramsay"

It's fucking raw

Which disney movie does gordon ramsay hate the most?

Frozen.

So I've been watching Gordon Ramsey's Kitchen Nightmare clips, but one video wouldn't load

There was a problem with the server

Who is Gordon Ramsays least favourite Dragon Ball character?

Frieza

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Gordon Ramsey is teaching his kids Egyptian history.

Gordon Ramsey : (Holding a picture) Who is this?

Kids : It's Anubis.

Gordon Ramsey : It's fucking Ra !!!!

Gordon Ramsey hated the last movie he watched

It was Frozen

What's Gordon Ramseys least favorite TV show

Monday night RAW

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Gordon Ramsay walks into a bar...

... and asks for a glass of water with ice. Once his drink is served, he looks at the bartender and asks: "What did you use to make the ice cubes?"

Bartender: "Water."

Ramsay: "Fresh?"

Bartender: "No, frozen."

Ramsay: "Oh for fuck's sake."

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Hey Gordon, how do you say “I love you” in Dinosaur?

Gordon: It’s fucking RAWR!

How did Chef Gordon Ramsay lose 100 pounds in under a month?

He started a swear jar.

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[NSFW] Gordon Ramsey: "F***ing hell, this tastes like someone shat on a piece of meat and then served it raw. What the f*** are you thinking asking me to eat this?"

"Gordon, if you don't want to give me oral sex, just say so. Don't make a production out of it." - His wife.

What do you call an ancient Egyptian cook?

Gordon Rameses.

What kind of car does Gordon Freeman drive?

A Lambda-ghini.

What's the difference between Gordon Ramsay's favorite dish and a slow running computer?

One is a Rack of Lamb, the other is a Lack of RAM

When he's in the bathtub, Batman uses Bat-shower gel to clean his body, Bat-pumice on his feet and Bat-shampoo to wash his hair.

But to keep his hair smooth and silky he uses Conditioner Gordon

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Gordon Ramsay was waking down the street...

When he saw the cutest dog in his life. He bent down and yelled, it’s fucking r/Aww

Why didn't Gordon Ramsay upvote the picture of the lamb steak?

Because it was /r/aww

Apparently Gordon Ramsay has 5 children

So atleast we know he likes one thing raw

I was arrested for allowing Gordon Sumner to remove my tonsils.

Turns out The Police were running a Sting operation.

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Gordon Ramsey today released his long-awaited book about having sex with herbs.

It's about fucking thyme.

So Gordon Ramsay’s having another kid...

Thought he didn’t like it raw...

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What did Gordon Ramsay say to Hitler?

Oh my god put them back in the damn ovens! They're so under-cooked they're writing fucking diaries!

Why does Gordon Ramsey never bet on any sports events?

Because he never likes the steakes.

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Why is Gordon Ramsay so bad at revenge?

Because if he served it cold, it’d be fucking raw

Riddle me this:

Why do we have Batman shampoo but conditioner Gordon isn't a thing?

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Did you know that Gordon Ramsay is against using protection during sex?

Every time he starts out by yelling, "It's fucking raw!"

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Gordon Ramsay in Disney's frozen...

IT'S FUCKING FROZEN! LET IT GOO!!!!

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Gordon Ramsey: excuse me waiter, are these icecubes fresh?

Waiter: uhm no, they’re frozen
Gordon: FUCKIN HELL!

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Gordon Ramsey's Water

Gordon Ramsey walks in

Chef: Would you like some Ice water chef?

Gordon Ramsey: is the Ice fresh

Chef: it's frozen

FUCKEN EL

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Gordon Ramsay with his son

Son: Hey Dad, let's watch a Disney movie

Gordon: Is it The Lion King?

Son: No, it's Frozen

Gordon: FUCK OFF

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How has Gordon Ramsey come to have so many children??

FUCKING RAAAWWWW!!

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Roger was very thin because he was afraid to spend a lot of money on food. He looked forward to the day when his grandfather would die and leave him a fortune.

His grandfather was blessed with both a sense of humor and a sense of justice. So he planned that when he finally died all he would leave to Roger was a cookie.

But what a cookie.

It was made with butter, churned from milk from a yak milked by a virginal milkmaid on the highest field o...

Gordon Ramsay

The only guy who tells girls to get out of the kitchen

What's the difference between Gordon Ramsey and a run in the countryside?

One's a pant in the country..

What do Donald Trump and Gordon Ramsay have in common?

They both have a cabinet full of potatoes.

Me: HOW COULD YOU LET YOUR EVIL BABY SHEEP ESCAPE? Sous: I hid it away with Gordon Ramsey.

Me: WHERE’S THE DAMNED LAMB SOUS??!!

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Gordon Ramsay's father-in-law jailed for six months for hacking chef's computer ...

Apparently, Gordon suspected the hacking when his computer was completely FUCKING FROZEN !!!

Which of the following does not belong: a) Gordon Lightfoot b) Helen Reddy c) Donald Trump d) Celine Dion

b) Helen Reddy is not associated with a sinking ship.

Was just watching the Great British Baking Show

The entire series feels like an apology for sending us Gordon Ramsay.

Gordon Ramsay screamed at me that I didn't know the first thing about seasoning

But I took it with a pinch of sugar

What did Gordon Freeman experience when he turned 40?

A Half Life crisis.

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