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Why does Gordon Ramsay hate seeing a bunch of cute pet pictures?

Cause it's fucking r/aww!

My theory in why gordon Ramsey's kids aremt his

Because he doesnt like it raw

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How does Gordon Ramsay discern a leopard from a jaguar?

ITS FUCKING ROAR!

Gordon Ramsey was studying for an essay in animal husbandry when he came across a problem...

On the university webpage the links to study each animal were listed.

He clicked on the cow link and studied cows.

He clicked on the pig link and studied pigs.

He clicked on the chicken link and studied chickens.

However, when it got to studying the lambs, only the name w...

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Gordon Ramsay teaches a sex-ed class

“The way you make babies is FUCKING RAW!!”

Gordon Ramsay gets served a glass of ice water and he chucks it straight at the waiter’s face.

The ice wasn’t fresh, it was frozen.

What does Gordon Ramsay say to the raw vegetable soup?

THE VEGETABLE SOUP IS SO RAW IT IS STILL STIMMING ON THE WHEELCHAIR

who is gordon ramsay's favorite shrek character?

donkey

Did you hear Gordon Ramsay wrote a book about herbs?

It’s about thyme!

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What's Gordon Ramsays favorite sub?

It's fucking r/aww

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Why does Gordon Ramsey have 5 kids?

Because he's always fucking raw!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road (Gordon Ramsay)

BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T FUCKING COOK IT

I don’t know why Gordon Ramsay calls people a doughnut as an insult

Because honestly if someone called me a doughnut that would be the sweetest thing anyone has ever called me

If Gordon Ramsay was a WWE wrestler, he'd go to Smackdown.

He hates RAW.

Gordon Ramsey just had his 5th kid..

At least he likes one thing raw.

Gordon Ramsay walks into a bar.

The bartender replies: "We don't serve raw meat after 11pm"

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Gordon Ramsay is the best person to teach about safe sex.

Because if theres one thing he hates in life,

"It's fucking raw"

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Gordon Ramsay's wife

Mrs Ramsay is terrified of asking Gordon to go down on her. You can just imagine his reaction: "YOU EXPECT ME TO FUCKING EAT THAT?!?!?"

Gordon Ramsay heard of a particular Italian restaurant that was recommended by a LOT of people.

Intrigued, he went there to speak to the chef.

He asked the chef, "What gave your restaurant such a burst of popularity?"

The chef answers, "Well, it all a-began when we introduced a new meal.

The meal was made with a fish, in Italian we-a call it Coppi.

We catch it in-a ...

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What did Gordon Ramsay say when he caught a clown in bed with the Egyptian Sun God?

IT's fucking Ra

Which disney movie does gordon ramsay hate the most?

Frozen.

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My wife wanted to try a new technique in bed called "the Gordon Ramsay"

It's fucking raw

When he's in the bathtub, Batman uses Bat-shower gel to clean his body, Bat-pumice on his feet and Bat-shampoo to wash his hair.

But to keep his hair smooth and silky he uses Conditioner Gordon

So I've been watching Gordon Ramsey's Kitchen Nightmare clips, but one video wouldn't load

There was a problem with the server

Who is Gordon Ramsays least favourite Dragon Ball character?

Frieza

Gordon Ramsey hated the last movie he watched

It was Frozen

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Gordon Ramsey is teaching his kids Egyptian history.

Gordon Ramsey : (Holding a picture) Who is this?

Kids : It's Anubis.

Gordon Ramsey : It's fucking Ra !!!!

What kind of car does Gordon Freeman drive?

A Lambda-ghini.

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Hey Gordon, how do you say “I love you” in Dinosaur?

Gordon: It’s fucking RAWR!

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Gordon Ramsay walks into a bar...

... and asks for a glass of water with ice. Once his drink is served, he looks at the bartender and asks: "What did you use to make the ice cubes?"

Bartender: "Water."

Ramsay: "Fresh?"

Bartender: "No, frozen."

Ramsay: "Oh for fuck's sake."

How did Chef Gordon Ramsay lose 100 pounds in under a month?

He started a swear jar.

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[NSFW] Gordon Ramsey: "F***ing hell, this tastes like someone shat on a piece of meat and then served it raw. What the f*** are you thinking asking me to eat this?"

"Gordon, if you don't want to give me oral sex, just say so. Don't make a production out of it." - His wife.

Riddle me this:

Why do we have Batman shampoo but conditioner Gordon isn't a thing?

What's the difference between Gordon Ramsay's favorite dish and a slow running computer?

One is a Rack of Lamb, the other is a Lack of RAM

Why didn't Gordon Ramsay upvote the picture of the lamb steak?

Because it was /r/aww

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Gordon Ramsay was waking down the street...

When he saw the cutest dog in his life. He bent down and yelled, it’s fucking r/Aww

Gordon Ramsay goes to a restaurant.

He comes across what looks like soup.

“Let me taste the soup!”

“But...”

“No buts!”

He tasted the soup.

“IT TASTES LIKE DISHWASHER WATER!”

“It is dishwasher water, but you didn’t listen.”

Apparently Gordon Ramsay has 5 children

So atleast we know he likes one thing raw

I was arrested for allowing Gordon Sumner to remove my tonsils.

Turns out The Police were running a Sting operation.

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Why is Gordon Ramsay so bad at revenge?

Because if he served it cold, it’d be fucking raw

*Gordon Ramsey drinks water*

Gordon: it's DRY

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Gordon Ramsey today released his long-awaited book about having sex with herbs.

It's about fucking thyme.

So Gordon Ramsay’s having another kid...

Thought he didn’t like it raw...

Why does Gordon Ramsey never bet on any sports events?

Because he never likes the steakes.

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What did Gordon Ramsay say to Hitler?

Oh my god put them back in the damn ovens! They're so under-cooked they're writing fucking diaries!

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Did you know that Gordon Ramsay is against using protection during sex?

Every time he starts out by yelling, "It's fucking raw!"

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Roger was very thin because he was afraid to spend a lot of money on food. He looked forward to the day when his grandfather would die and leave him a fortune.

His grandfather was blessed with both a sense of humor and a sense of justice. So he planned that when he finally died all he would leave to Roger was a cookie.

But what a cookie.

It was made with butter, churned from milk from a yak milked by a virginal milkmaid on the highest field o...

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Gordon Ramsay in Disney's frozen...

IT'S FUCKING FROZEN! LET IT GOO!!!!

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Gordon Ramsey: excuse me waiter, are these icecubes fresh?

Waiter: uhm no, they’re frozen
Gordon: FUCKIN HELL!

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Gordon Ramsey's Water

Gordon Ramsey walks in

Chef: Would you like some Ice water chef?

Gordon Ramsey: is the Ice fresh

Chef: it's frozen

FUCKEN EL

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Gordon Ramsay with his son

Son: Hey Dad, let's watch a Disney movie

Gordon: Is it The Lion King?

Son: No, it's Frozen

Gordon: FUCK OFF

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How has Gordon Ramsey come to have so many children??

FUCKING RAAAWWWW!!

Was just watching the Great British Baking Show

The entire series feels like an apology for sending us Gordon Ramsay.

Gordon Ramsay

The only guy who tells girls to get out of the kitchen

What's the difference between Gordon Ramsey and a run in the countryside?

One's a pant in the country..

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What is Gordon Ramsay's catch phrase during sex?

IT'S FUCKING RAWWW

What do Donald Trump and Gordon Ramsay have in common?

They both have a cabinet full of potatoes.

Me: HOW COULD YOU LET YOUR EVIL BABY SHEEP ESCAPE? Sous: I hid it away with Gordon Ramsey.

Me: WHERE’S THE DAMNED LAMB SOUS??!!

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Gordon Ramsay's father-in-law jailed for six months for hacking chef's computer ...

Apparently, Gordon suspected the hacking when his computer was completely FUCKING FROZEN !!!

My wife doesn't realize I'm not complimenting her cooking

When I say "you remind me of Gordon Ramsay"

Which of the following does not belong: a) Gordon Lightfoot b) Helen Reddy c) Donald Trump d) Celine Dion

b) Helen Reddy is not associated with a sinking ship.

Gordon Ramsay screamed at me that I didn't know the first thing about seasoning

But I took it with a pinch of sugar

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