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What's Gordon Ramsays favourite Movie?

It's fucking FROZEN!!

Gordon Ramsay heard of a particular Italian restaurant that was recommended by a LOT of people.

Intrigued, he went there to speak to the chef.

He asked the chef, "What gave your restaurant such a burst of popularity?"

The chef answers, "Well, it all a-began when we introduced a new meal.

The meal was made with a fish, in Italian we-a call it Coppi.

We catch it in-a ...

So I've been watching Gordon Ramsey's Kitchen Nightmare clips, but one video wouldn't load

There was a problem with the server

It’s ironic that Gordon Ramsay has so many kids….

Because he doesn’t serve raw meat

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Gordon Ramsay's wife

Mrs Ramsay is terrified of asking Gordon to go down on her. You can just imagine his reaction: "YOU EXPECT ME TO FUCKING EAT THAT?!?!?"

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My wife wanted to try a new technique in bed called "the Gordon Ramsay"

It's fucking raw

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What did Gordon Ramsay say when he caught a clown in bed with the Egyptian Sun God?

IT's fucking Ra

What kind of car does Gordon Freeman drive?

A Lambda-ghini.

Gordon Ramsey just had his 5th kid..

At least he likes one thing raw.

Gordon Ramsey hated the last movie he watched

It was Frozen

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Hey Gordon, how do you say “I love you” in Dinosaur?

Gordon: It’s fucking RAWR!

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[NSFW] Gordon Ramsey: "F***ing hell, this tastes like someone shat on a piece of meat and then served it raw. What the f*** are you thinking asking me to eat this?"

"Gordon, if you don't want to give me oral sex, just say so. Don't make a production out of it." - His wife.

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Roger was very thin because he was afraid to spend a lot of money on food. He looked forward to the day when his grandfather would die and leave him a fortune.

His grandfather was blessed with both a sense of humor and a sense of justice. So he planned that when he finally died all he would leave to Roger was a cookie.

But what a cookie.

It was made with butter, churned from milk from a yak milked by a virginal milkmaid on the highest field o...

Gordon Ramsay goes to a restaurant.

He comes across what looks like soup.

“Let me taste the soup!”

“But...”

“No buts!”

He tasted the soup.

“IT TASTES LIKE DISHWASHER WATER!”

“It is dishwasher water, but you didn’t listen.”

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Gordon Ramsey is teaching his kids Egyptian history.

Gordon Ramsey : (Holding a picture) Who is this?

Kids : It's Anubis.

Gordon Ramsey : It's fucking Ra !!!!

Why does Gordon Ramsay not like WWE on Monday Nights?

Because its RAW!

My wife doesn't realize I'm not complimenting her cooking

When I say "you remind me of Gordon Ramsay"

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Whats Gordon Ramsay's favourite sub-reddit.

IT'S FUCKING R/AWW , YOU IDIOT!

I was arrested for allowing Gordon Sumner to remove my tonsils.

Turns out The Police were running a Sting operation.

Google knows!

Subject: Today's Reality


CALLER: Is this Gordon's Pizza?


GOOGLE: No sir, it's Google Pizza.


CALLER: I must have dialed a wrong number. Sorry.


GOOGLE: No sir, Google bought Gordon’s Pizza last month.


CALLER: OK. I would like to order a ...

Apparently Gordon Ramsay has 5 children

So atleast we know he likes one thing raw

What's the difference between Gordon Ramsay's favorite dish and a slow running computer?

One is a Rack of Lamb, the other is a Lack of RAM

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Gordon Ramsay was waking down the street...

When he saw the cutest dog in his life. He bent down and yelled, it’s fucking r/Aww

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Gordon Ramsay walks into a bar...

... and asks for a glass of water with ice. Once his drink is served, he looks at the bartender and asks: "What did you use to make the ice cubes?"

Bartender: "Water."

Ramsay: "Fresh?"

Bartender: "No, frozen."

Ramsay: "Oh for fuck's sake."

So Gordon Ramsay’s having another kid...

Thought he didn’t like it raw...

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Why is Gordon Ramsay so bad at revenge?

Because if he served it cold, it’d be fucking raw

*Gordon Ramsey drinks water*

Gordon: it's DRY

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Gordon Ramsey's Water

Gordon Ramsey walks in

Chef: Would you like some Ice water chef?

Gordon Ramsey: is the Ice fresh

Chef: it's frozen

FUCKEN EL

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Did you know that Gordon Ramsay is against using protection during sex?

Every time he starts out by yelling, "It's fucking raw!"

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If Gordon Ramsay was an animal, what would he be?

A T-Rex, because it’s fucking RAAAW

How did Chef Gordon Ramsay lose 100 pounds in under a month?

He started a swear jar.

Why does Gordon Ramsey never bet on any sports events?

Because he never likes the steakes.

What do you get when you cross Spock with Gordon Ramsay?

Simon Cowell

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Gordon Ramsay in Disney's frozen...

IT'S FUCKING FROZEN! LET IT GOO!!!!

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Gordon Ramsey: excuse me waiter, are these icecubes fresh?

Waiter: uhm no, they’re frozen
Gordon: FUCKIN HELL!

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Gordon Ramsey today released his long-awaited book about having sex with herbs.

It's about fucking thyme.

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What did Gordon Ramsay say to Hitler?

Oh my god put them back in the damn ovens! They're so under-cooked they're writing fucking diaries!

What's the difference between Gordon Ramsey and a run in the countryside?

One's a pant in the country..

I love racists

Jeff Gordon is my favorite though.

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Gordon Ramsay with his son

Son: Hey Dad, let's watch a Disney movie

Gordon: Is it The Lion King?

Son: No, it's Frozen

Gordon: FUCK OFF

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How has Gordon Ramsey come to have so many children??

FUCKING RAAAWWWW!!

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What is Gordon Ramsay's catch phrase during sex?

IT'S FUCKING RAWWW

Me: HOW COULD YOU LET YOUR EVIL BABY SHEEP ESCAPE? Sous: I hid it away with Gordon Ramsey.

Me: WHERE’S THE DAMNED LAMB SOUS??!!

Gordon Ramsay

The only guy who tells girls to get out of the kitchen

What do Donald Trump and Gordon Ramsay have in common?

They both have a cabinet full of potatoes.

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Gordon Ramsay's father-in-law jailed for six months for hacking chef's computer ...

Apparently, Gordon suspected the hacking when his computer was completely FUCKING FROZEN !!!

Two long time friends, Ollie and Brock, woke up early for work as they always do.

They each got into their trucks and headed to the local Ag plant where they work as produce haulers.

"What do you have for us today Flower?" asked Brock as they walk in. Their secretary’s real name is Ava but they always jokingly call her Flower.

"Well we've got three shipments that a...

What did Gordon Ramsey shout angrily at his girlfriend?

"IT'S ALL PINK IN THE MIDDLE"

Which of the following does not belong: a) Gordon Lightfoot b) Helen Reddy c) Donald Trump d) Celine Dion

b) Helen Reddy is not associated with a sinking ship.

Gordon Ramsay screamed at me that I didn't know the first thing about seasoning

But I took it with a pinch of sugar

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Why are the dinosaurs afraid of Gordon Ramsey?

He took a bite from one of his prey and complained that it was "FUCKING RAAAAAAWWWWW!"

What did Gordon Freeman experience when he turned 40?

A Half Life crisis.

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The most nervous person in the world

Is Gordon Ramsey's wife before he eats her pussy

How does Gordon Ramsay know that his steak is undercooked?

The Hindus are still worshipping it.

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