Have you guys seen the new image from James Webb telescope yet? I heard it looks back in time like 13.7 billion years...
...and it still can't see the last time you got laid.
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What do the James Webb Telescope and Only Fans have in common?
They both have a great picture of Uranus
Why did the James Webb telescope have to go a million miles out into space?
So it can see past your mom.
Exciting news from the James Webb Telescope...
They have detected a new planet that is almost the size of one of Zelensky's balls
My friend sent me a link to download the images from the James Webb Telescope.
I told him I would download them, but I donβt have space on my phone.
Using the new James Webb telescope, scientists recently discovered an enormous object in deep space that shares nearly identical chemical composition as humor in the human brain.
Ultimately it was determined to be no laughing matter
What did Canada contribute to the James Webb Space Telescope mission?
All the apologies for all the delays.
They say the James Webb Telescope is so powerful that it can see back in time
But can it see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
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Scoutmaster
Dear Dad & Mom,
Our scoutmaster told us all write to our parents in case you saw the flood on TV and worried. We are OK. Only 1 of our tents and 2 Sleeping bags got washed away.
Luckily, none of us got drowned because we we're all up on the mountain looking for Chad when it happen...
A mailman is baffled at how to mail a letter addressed "to the greatest drummer in the world."
So what is he supposed to do? He's gotta send it. He hoofs it back to the post office, and shows it to his boss. The boss says, "come on man, send it to Chick Webb." So he does.
Chick Webb, the bandleader from Baltimore, sees the letter on his kitchen table and says, "Jesus! That can't be for...
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