Brendan O'Brian is sitting at a bar, noticeably down. The bartender asks what's wrong and he says, "You see that church over there? I built that church with my own two hands. But no one ever says, 'There goes Brendan O'Brian, the church builder.' And did you know I'm a decorated professor at...
Two Irish guys walk into a pet shop
Seamus heads straight over to the back of the shop, knowing what he's looking for, and Finton follows shortly behind.
"Dats dem up der!" Says Seamus, pointing at high up bird cage. "Oi'll tek two a dem budgies up der," He says to the shopkeeper, "an wouldya put em in a pepper bag?"
2 Irishmen walking down a country road
One of the men says to the other, “Paddy look!, there’s a gravestone of a man who lived to 250 years old!”
Paddy says “What was his name?”
Brendan replies “Miles to London”
So Danny Ings is about to play his first game for Liverpool...
...Brendan Rodgers says: "We'll give you 45 minutes, then pull you off at half time." Danny exclaims: "That's brilliant, we only used to get an orange at Burnley"