What was the number 1 reason for requesting medical marijuana?
'I need it for my joints!'
At the airport check-in counter
At the airport check-in counter, I overheard a woman ask for window seats for both herself and her husband.
The clerk pointed out that this would prevent them for sitting together.
"Sweetie," the woman replied, "I've just spent 10 days of quality time in a compact rental car with this ...
Bay A: "Requesting weather report from secondary base"
Bay B: "It's cold outside"
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Mickey Mouse is requesting a divorce from Minnie Mouse
Mickey: (submits paperwork to judge) Judge: I don't know if I can divorce you based on these grounds. Mickey: What grounds? Judge: That you say your wife is crazy.
Mickey: I didn't say she was crazy, I said she was fucking Goofy.
(not my joke, just one of my favori...
My girlfriend has started requesting ribbed, flavored, and glow-in-the-dark condoms instead of being satisfied with regular ones.
I can't keep up with the drastic changes in Lifestyles.
Two little boys stole a big bag of oranges from a neighbor and decided to go to a quiet place to share the lot equally.
Two little boys stole a big bag of oranges from a neighbor and decided to go to a quiet place to share the lot equally. One of them suggested the nearby cemetery. As they were jumping over the gate to enter the cemetery, two oranges fell out of the big bag but they didn't bother to pick them up sinc...