Call For Jokes - 5 Hilarious Call For Jokes

An airline employee makes the final boarding call for a flight.

After she finished the announcement, she spots a man running down the concourse towards the gate. He runs through the boarding area, hurdles a row of empty chairs, and stops at the podium, almost out of breath.

"You just made it!" she says. "Do you have your boarding pass?"

"Oh, thi...

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So a couple days ago I had to call for an ambulance...

I hate to be a burden to anyone but I sure hope they get here soon...

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Who do you call for questions about sex addiction?

Nympho-mation

Me: "Phone call for you."

Stephen: "What?"

Me: "Sorry, vone call for you."

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A man joins a very exclusive nudist colony

On his first day there, he takes off his clothes and starts to wander around. A gorgeous petite blonde walks by, and the man immediately gets an erection.

The woman notices his erection, comes over to him and says, 'Did you call for me?'

The man replies, 'No, what do you mean?'

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