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An airline employee makes the final boarding call for a flight.

After she finished the announcement, she spots a man running down the concourse towards the gate. He runs through the boarding area, hurdles a row of empty chairs, and stops at the podium, almost out of breath.

"You just made it!" she says. "Do you have your boarding pass?"

"Oh, thi...

So a couple days ago I had to call for an ambulance...

I hate to be a burden to anyone but I sure hope they get here soon...

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Who do you call for questions about addiction?

-mation

Me: "Phone call for you."

Stephen: "What?"


Me: "Sorry, vone call for you."
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