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Lawyers asking questions

In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked,

\- "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?"

She responded,

\- "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were ...
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My boss was giving a presentation and no one was asking questions

So my boss says:
“The person who asks the first question will get a raise, the second will get a promotion, and the third will get a million dollar”

So I raised my hand and said “I have three questions”
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What do you call a Spanish rodent, that's always asking questions?

A porquepine.
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