What do I get when I raise up a platform to play Mozart?

Amadeus on my dais.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

A famous surgeon...

...is taking patients, one at a time.

First one comes in:

-Doc, I got a problem. I am a professional discus thrower, but recently I lost both my hands in car accident! Help me, Olympic games are just next month!

-Sorry to hear it, but we don't have male hands right now, only f...

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