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Queso Jokes

I bought two jars of queso instead of one...

The other one is just in queso-mergency.

In queso emergency

I pray to cheesus

My girlfriend dropped this on me after some Tex-Mex last night ...

"I'm chilly"

She steps closer and takes my hand

"Will you be my con queso?"

And before I could even respond ...

"Sorry, was that too cheesy for you?"

Queso is the perfect food for socialists....

'cause everybody chips in!

Earlier today, my friend was in the kitchen and spilled hot queso all over her feet.

Guess she had Tostitos.

I just had some cheese dip and got an upset stomach

Turns out it was a bad queso gas.

What did the passive aggressive cheese say?

Queso? (K......so?)

How does the Cheese Detective choose his clients?

On a queso by queso basis.

I came up with a suspenseful joke about cheese...

Queso here it goes....

My younger brother took his life 3 years ago. Always a comedian, here’s his cheesiest joke

Farmesan the dairy farmer is feeling bleu because of a string of falls he's been suffering. He calls up his doctor, Dr. Edam JaColby, and tells him "Doc, I'm in so much paineer!"and schedules an appointment. So Farmesan carephilly stumbles over to the clinic. "You mozzarella needed to see me cause y...

I went to eat at a Mexican restaurant with my friend Sara.

She had recently been diagnosed lactose intolerant, and hadn't eaten dairy in months, so I was a little surprised she wanted to eat there.

Before the server could even ask if we wanted an appetizer, Sara blurted out "I haven't had cheese in forever. Bring us a cheese dip, and don't even bothe...

When I was visiting Mexico, I found it strange that they would keep cheese in their first aid kits.

Turns out it was just there in queso emergency.

My wife graduated first in her class at culinary school

She graduated Summa Con Queso.

I put my backup cheese grater in a glass box.

I'll break the glass in Queso-mergency

Why do Mexicans have a secret cheese stash?

In queso emergency.

Have you heard any cheese puns?

I'm nacho if you will like them.
Some of them are gouda.
Others are fetastic.
And alot of them are unbrielievably bad.
But in queso you were wondering, I tried wheely hard to think of as many cheese puns as I could.
I swiss that I could think of a mozzarella pun.
I colby out social...

Why do Spanish-speakers only use the fire extinguisher when they burn the cheese?

Because they were told, “only use in queso emergency”

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