I bought two jars of queso instead of one...

The other one is just in queso-mergency.

In queso emergency

I pray to cheesus

I just had some cheese dip and got an upset stomach

Turns out it was a bad queso gas.

Queso is the perfect food for socialists....

'cause everybody chips in!

Earlier today, my friend was in the kitchen and spilled hot queso all over her feet.

Guess she had Tostitos.

What did the passive aggressive cheese say?

Queso? (K......so?)

My girlfriend dropped this on me after some Tex-Mex last night ...

"I'm chilly"

She steps closer and takes my hand

"Will you be my con queso?"

And before I could even respond ...

"Sorry, was that too cheesy for you?"

My younger brother took his life 3 years ago. Always a comedian, here’s his cheesiest joke

Farmesan the dairy farmer is feeling bleu because of a string of falls he's been suffering. He calls up his doctor, Dr. Edam JaColby, and tells him "Doc, I'm in so much paineer!"and schedules an appointment. So Farmesan carephilly stumbles over to the clinic. "You mozzarella needed to see me cause y...

I went to eat at a Mexican restaurant with my friend Sara.

She had recently been diagnosed lactose intolerant, and hadn't eaten dairy in months, so I was a little surprised she wanted to eat there.

Before the server could even ask if we wanted an appetizer, Sara blurted out "I haven't had cheese in forever. Bring us a cheese dip, and don't even bothe...

When I was visiting Mexico, I found it strange that they would keep cheese in their first aid kits.

Turns out it was just there in queso emergency.

I came up with a suspenseful joke about cheese...

Queso here it goes....

Did you hear the one about the detective that found a lost jar of cheese dip in the fridge?

He cracked that cold queso...

Someone asked why I keep a bunch of cheese in my pocket

I said it’s there in queso emergency

I put my backup cheese grater in a glass box.

I'll break the glass in Queso-mergency

My wife graduated first in her class at culinary school

She graduated Summa Con Queso.

Why do Spanish-speakers only use the fire extinguisher when they burn the cheese?

Because they were told, “only use in queso emergency”

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