Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?

There was nothing left but de Brie.

What Queen song does a fraudulent cheesemaker sing?

I want to fake Brie.

What do you call it when someone inhaled cheese?

Brie-thing

I really hate when people get brie confused with similar cheeses.

I camembert it.

I put way too much cheese in my omelet this morning...

I needed to take a brie-ther afterwards.

If Brie Larson married Alison Brie,

her name would be Brie Brie.

I once got kicked out of a Depeche Mode after show party for eating Dave Gahan's Brie and Stilton.

Apparently they were his own personal cheeses.

What do you call an actor who steals cheese?

Brie Larson

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a list of puns!

Here's a list of puns I've been collecting:

How do you throw a space party? You planet.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

Nope. Unintended.

The shovel was a ground breaking invention, but everyone was blow away by the leaf blower.

A scarecrow says,...

France's's National Cheese Museum just blew up

Over five hundred people were injured by de brie

A man storms into a bakery and says "I want to make a complaint! This muffin is mouldy and tastes like cheese!"

The baker rolls his eyes and says "well, you did ask for a blue brie muffin."

My younger brother took his life 3 years ago. Always a comedian, here’s his cheesiest joke

Farmesan the dairy farmer is feeling bleu because of a string of falls he's been suffering. He calls up his doctor, Dr. Edam JaColby, and tells him "Doc, I'm in so much paineer!"and schedules an appointment. So Farmesan carephilly stumbles over to the clinic. "You mozzarella needed to see me cause y...

Last night rioters destroyed the famous Etampes Cheese Market in Paris

All that was left was de-Brie

Saw a great offer on cheese in Tesco today

It was buy one get one brie

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Why do scrap salvagers like cheese so much?

Because they sort through de-brie to earn some cheddar.

Did you know that music is often used to help advance in the fermentation of cheese.

The most popular genre in use today is R & Brie.

Sweet dreams are made of cheese...

Who am I to diss a brie?

Did you hear about the explosion at the cheese factory in France?

De-brie was everywhere.

Following the incident the owner of the factory, monseuir francois was asked his thoughts in an interview.

He merely said

"ehh-Damn!"

Why does cheese come in a big wheel?

It’s a fris*brie*




sorry for such a cheesy joke

I went to a cheese factory the other day, but there was a massive explosion.

There was de *brie* everywhere.



Sorry, too *cheesy*?

What's the difference between a man working in an imitation cheese factory and Freddie Mercury?

The first man wants to fake brie.

There was once a cheese factory. One day however, a fire broke out and the factory was desteoyed.

There was alot of De Brie.

What's Captain Marvel's favorite cheese

Brie.

Did you hear about that celebrity who got caught stealing a whole bunch of cheese?

True story, it was Brie Larson.

People keep telling me I'm mature for my age

I don't really feel like I am, but I guess I must brie

Where can you find books on untrustworthy cheese?

At a lie-brie

[BREAKING NEWS] A bomb has just exploded in a Paris cheese shop.

Eyewitnesses report there is currently de Brie all over the place.

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New Orleanders are odd people

I have this new house mate from New Orleans, odd person, apparently they use brie on nachos. I kept trying to have a friendly conversation with him over a brie I found in the fridge and he kept rebutting with "I don't care 'cause dat's nacho cheese".

What type of music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie

String of Cheese Jokes

Hear about the French cheese factory that exploded the other day? DeBrie everywhere.

They think it might be an insurance scam by the owner though he's a bit mental, painted his wife the other day! He Double Gloucester.

He even tried to start up a new business making clothes out of chee...

What's the difference between an open box of stinky cheese and a Kung Fu master?

One is loose brie and the other is Bruce Lee

An old man in Brooklyn gets a phone call that his cheese shop blew up.

“Oh, no! I’d better get down there right away!”

The guy on the phone tells him, “Nah, take your time. All that’s left where de shop was is de brie.”

Sweet dreams

My father used to tell me that to have a good night's sleep, he must insult dairy products, but he always felt it wasn't his place to yell at cheeses.

I never questioned him until one day I couldn't stand it anymore and asked him why he felt that way

He looked me in the eye and said: "...

Why couldn't they find the cheesemaker after the accident?

He was trapped under da-Brie!

Is there a name for a gang of cheeses?

Posse-brie

Did you hear of the french guy that got drunk on cheese?

The police told me he was ine*brie*ated

Cheesy joke

A muenster attacked Emmenthal institution. Everyone cheddared with panic. There was de brie everywhere. It was no Gouda.

Every cheese joke I know

What did the cheese say when he looked in the mirror?
Halloumi

What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of a cave?
Camembert

What type of cheese is made backwards?
Edam

Which cheese doesn't belong to you?
Nacho cheese

Did you hear about the explosion at the...

I thought making cheese was hard.

But it was a brie-eze.

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A Paris cheese shop is hit by a German rocket moments after being evacuated by the Americans. "Watch out for debris!" shouts the owner to a GI standing in the ruins of the crumbling shop.

"Fuck off and save your own damn Brie" the GI called back, moments before being killed by a falling piece of masonry.

Why has the Malaysian Government banned Cheese Boards?

Because people keep reporting they've found de brie.

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