What kind of neighborhood is Parmesan usually found in?

A grated community.

Mother Milk was so proud of her son, Parmesan.

She knew he would do grate things.

[OC] What do you call it when mozzarella, cheddar, and parmesan rent a little beach house together?

Cottage cheese

What did the cheese say to the spaghetti?

I'm gonna touch you. Do I have your parmesan?

I’ve started using garlic in my magic act. First I start by crushing it, adding basil and some pine nuts and then I blend them altogether with some Parmesan and olive oil...

Then…hey…pesto!

A diner ordered the chicken parmesan at a restaurant

Waiter: "Actually the kitchen has run out of parmesan—i’m very sorry, sir ."

Diner: "No parm, no fowl."

When people of the internet make chicken Parmesan, what do they do to the chicken?

They Breddit.

I hear Donald Trump is going to ban cans of parmesan cheese...

..he's going to make America grate again.

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After a long life married together, grandma and grandpa are bored with their sex life...

... but Grandpa comes up with a great idea!

he says: "Darling, things in bed have been the same for half a century. i think its time we try something new. so, ive been thinking about it, and i had a *realy* great idea!"

"Ohhh you!" replies grandma: "what do you have in mind?"

"...

Why did the spaghetti miss the field trip?

It lost its parmesan slip.

This is my favorite sub.

Meatball with marinara, provolone, and parmesan on an Italian loaf.

Things Michael J. Fox would be good at

Grating Parmesan cheese.

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A homeless man walks into a restaurant...

He sits down at a table and asks to speak to the manager. The manager walks over to the man and says

"Can I help you?"

"I'm going to be honest with you. I have no money to pay for a meal. But I want to make a little wager with you. I want you to take any spoon that you want and then I ...

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