What kind of neighborhood is Parmesan usually found in?
A grated community.
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[OC] What do you call it when mozzarella, cheddar, and parmesan rent a little beach house together?
Cottage cheese
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Why did the man put Parmesan on his spaghetti?
For the grater good!
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Mother Milk was so proud of her son, Parmesan.
She knew he would do grate things.
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I hear Donald Trump is going to ban cans of parmesan cheese...
..he's going to make America grate again.
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Unlike parmesan cheese
Edam is made backwards
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If you combine Basil, Parmesan, Pinenuts and Olive Oil you get Pesto. What do you get when you mix Olive Oil, Spinach and Sweet Peas?
You get the comic and cartoon classic Popeye.
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A diner ordered the chicken parmesan at a restaurant
Waiter: "Actually the kitchen has run out of parmesan—i’m very sorry, sir ."
Diner: "No parm, no fowl."
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I’ve started using garlic in my magic act. First I start by crushing it, adding basil and some pine nuts and then I blend them altogether with some Parmesan and olive oil...
Then…hey…pesto!
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Why are Mexican train conductors so hard to convict?
Because they always have loco motives.
Cheddar, Gouda, Parmesan, Swiss, just making sure this will be the cheesiest post ever!
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What did the cheese say to the spaghetti?
I'm gonna touch you. Do I have your parmesan?
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After a long life married together, grandma and grandpa are bored with their sex life...
... but Grandpa comes up with a great idea!
he says: "Darling, things in bed have been the same for half a century. i think its time we try something new. so, ive been thinking about it, and i had a *realy* great idea!"
"Ohhh you!" replies grandma: "what do you have in mind?"
"...
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Things Michael J. Fox would be good at
Grating Parmesan cheese.
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What did the chefs say when they allow the cheese to be shred?
Parmesan grated.
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Why did the spaghetti miss the field trip?
It lost its parmesan slip.
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This is my favorite sub.
Meatball with marinara, provolone, and parmesan on an Italian loaf.
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A homeless man walks into a restaurant...
He sits down at a table and asks to speak to the manager. The manager walks over to the man and says
"Can I help you?"
"I'm going to be honest with you. I have no money to pay for a meal. But I want to make a little wager with you. I want you to take any spoon that you want and then I ...
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