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F**ck cheesy chat-up lines, we need better break-up lines:

Hey baby, are you being followed? Because I've been seeing people behind your back.

Is it hot in here, or are you just suffocating me in this relationship?

I didn't know angels flew this close to the ground. Maybe that's because this angel's gained a little weight since we started goin...

What do you call a cheesy baby deer on your lawn in the morning?

Fawn dew.

Was my last joke too cheesy for y'all?

Or are y'all just laugh-tose intolerant?

My friends say I'm cheesy...

at least I'm cultured.

I would give you guys a cheesy joke

But you're probably lactose intolerant.

What's better than a good, cheesy joke?

A grated cheesy joke !

Want to hear a joke about pizza?

Nevermind, its too cheesy

I asked my dad why he tells cheesy jokes.

He said, “Like any quality cheese, because ‘mold”.

The jokes about food on this sub are cheesy.

The jokes about food on this sub are cheesy......

I mean I'm not wrong.

I would post a cheesy joke in reference to Gone With the Wind...

But frankly, my dear, I don’t give Edam

What do you get when you cross the ultimate jam band with the ultimate cheesy arena rock band?

Phish Styx

So I gouda cheesy pun.

But I'ma Swiss it out for somethin' chedder.

I got a bunch of really cheesy jokes

They're really Gouda, I promise.

The difference between a stupid person and a pizza

One is easy to cheat, the other is cheesy to eat.

I try to be cheesy when I make jokes.

Unfortunately, everyone I know is laughtose intolerant.

If I keep making all these cheesy puns

I'm gonna be provalone forever!

I know this is cheesy but...

"Why was the math book so sad?"

" Because it had too many problems!"

My girlfriend says I'm cheesy when I say I love her to much

So I asked her if I'm her snack that smiles back.

This is a real interaction and im very proud I came up with it on the spot.

I got a really cheesy joke I wanna share

Never mind it's not too grate.

Damn I suck.

The band was playing cheesy 80s music

So I ran, I ran so far away.

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What is it called when a chameleon can no longer change colors?

A reptile dysfunction.

I know its cheesy but...

I think you’re grate

I always get told its neither the time nor the place for cracking really cheesy puns at work

Now I'm not sure about the time but I guess this is as gouda place as any....

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What's the correct Japanese salutation for a cheesy person?

Parme-San

I was going to tell you a cheesy pun

but all the gouda jokes havarti been told.

Cheesy joke:

A long time ago, the Swiss was robbing a bank. Minutes after the robbery, some Blue cheese showed up on the scene, and caught the Swiss. They drew their gun and said:

“Gouda hell, Swiss.”

And filled him with holes, but Swiss got away.

I went to a fondue party last night and thought of a really great joke!

I was too embarrassed to say it though, it was really cheesy.

Super cheesy joke my dad told me over the holiday

Three ropes walk into a bar.
The first rope walks up to the bar and orders three drinks. The bartender gruffly says, "We don't serve your kind here!"
Walking back to his friends, the rope relays the news. The second rope says, "Let me give it a try."
Upon reaching the bar he's also quickly...

Welcome to Australia!

A British national travelling to Australia on holiday is stopped at customs after getting off the plane. There, the customs agent asks him, "business or pleasure?"

"Pleasure," he replies.

"Anything to declare?"

"Does jet lag count?" the Brit asks with a cheesy smile. The Aussie ...

A lot of my friends are not a fan of my cheesy jokes

I think they're just laughtose intolerant.

My grandfather used to tell me this one all the time, it's cheesy but a classic to me.

A wealthy man walks into a very very expensive restaurant with his guests. The waiter comes over and asks him "what would you like?" The man says, "give me the most expensive steak on the menu."

A bit later the stake comes out. A hundred dollar steak. He tastes it. He calls the waiter over. T...

At the risk of getting egg on my face and being too cheesy.

Omelette au fromage.

Cheesy joke I made up

My teacher said to make something original for the project, but due to it being Opposite Day, that meant UNoriginal

So the next day I walked in with nothing and my teacher asked,”Where’s your project?”

And I said I’m right here.

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There was this famous cheese maker

He made this cheese that would expanded grow when melted.
He was driving while drinking scotch and got into a accident with a school bus. The court case going as expected he was sentenced to death by electrocution. As a last meal request he asked for a quarter of a wheel of his world famous chee...

I told my wife so many cheesy jokes

That she called me a muenster

A recent archeological dig has uncovered a set of 2300 year old Roman gold rings, with a small golden figure of a Tick attatched to it, missing all its legs...

Archeologists originally believed it to be simple wear and tear, until it was discovered there were no signs of soldering on the bodies of the golden ticks, indicating they were intentionally made legless. A professor on the scene theorized that these rings were a gesture of romantic interest or a p...

What do you call a murderous metre?

A killometre!

(Cheesy ba-dum-tish sound effect plays)

I'm so tired of seeing cheesy puns on reddit all the time...

I swiss they would just stop already.

Who doesn't like cheesy puns...

They're just so grate!

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Reddit, what is your best cheesy joke?

I'm talking the jokes that you find insanely hilarious, and everyone else just either groans or stares blankly when you tell it. I'll start.

'Been teaching hobbits how to play cricket. Bilbo's good at catching, but he can't really Frodo.'

Every. Fucking. Time.

What do you call a cheesy male who is not yours?

Nacho man

What did the insecure, cheesy dorito say?

"I'm nacho sure anymore"

I'd share a cheesy joke but...

I'm laughtose intolerant :(

My favorite Cheesy joke turned into a pick-up line:

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the cute girl's house.

Knock Knock

Who's there?

The chicken

Happy Valentines everybody!

So I work in a food store

I was told my jokes were a little cheesy before but I think their gouda. I moved to grocery and now their just corny. I just hope they aren’t jarring.

Series of Cheesy Jungle Jokes

I always like to tell these in a series. I also like to milk jokes (drag them out a little longer than you would expect) so prepare for the cheese. There's a little flexibility in how you tell these jokes, and if you have any other jokes about jungle animals you can mix them in, but some of the orde...

I just watched the cheesiest movies of all time.

3: The Havarti Boys


2: Goudafellas


And my all time favorite cheesy movie


1: The Guns of Provolone

(cheesy pickup line) How much does a polar bear weigh?

Enough to break the ice

Here's a Cheesy Joke For You.

Past, Present, and Future walked into a bar.

It was Tense.

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"Do you want to hear a cheesy joke?" asked my wife. I nodded.

I wish she'd tell me the joke and stop staring at my cock.

Cheesy joke

A muenster attacked Emmenthal institution. Everyone cheddared with panic. There was de brie everywhere. It was no Gouda.

You know a joke's gonna be cheesy when...

It says, "Contains dairy".

Cheesy pun

I once had a dream about cheese. It was all gouda until a muenster appeared and started chasing me

List of cheesy jokes

How do you organize a space party- you planet

What do you call a cow with no legs- ground beef

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars- T Rex

What do you call an everyday potato- commentator

How do you put a baby alien to sleep- you rocket

My Cheesy Redneck Joke

Bill, I cant post to Youtube no more. All these average potatos on there are agitating me.

*Average Potatos?*

Yeah, you know. Them Common Taters.

A girl asks her father “daddy, how did I get my name?”

He explains “you see sweetie, when your mother got pregnant with your older brother, we decided that your mother would name the first born after whatever she loved the most, and I would name our second born after whatever I loved the most. So that’s why your big brother is named Steven jr. and you a...

My mom is the queen of cheesy jokes and her favorite: " what do you call a deer with no eyes?"

" no idear"

Why was the cheese depressed?

Because it was bleu....


I know I know cheesy joke.. but surely we can all agree it was still gouda.

What do you call a really cheesy thought?

A quesaIDEA.

A man holding several miniature pigs walks into a bar.

"Hey, barkeep!" he says, struggling to keep control of his quarry. "Any room for me and my friends?"

The bartender smiles and sets down some plastic cups. The man plops his friends inside, but the cups are too small.

"Um...barkeep?" the man says, pulling them out again. The bartender ...

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Cheesy Jokes

What sort of cheese would you use to entice a bear from a cave?

Camembert



What sort of cheese can hide a small horse?

Mascarpone



Why did the cheese get beat up by the stone?

Because the Roquefort back



Why did the one legge...

I've joined a band called the foreskins

We mostly play cheesy covers

I'm not doing anything cheesy for my girlfriend on valentines day...

She's lactose intolerant.

Just thought of this cheesy joke...

Who betrayed Cheesus Christ?

Goudas.

I’m excited to announce ....

I’m excited to announce my band is touring next year!!!! Look out for us, We are called the foreskins and we do cheesy covers!

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a list of puns!

Here's a list of puns I've been collecting:

How do you throw a space party? You planet.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

Nope. Unintended.

The shovel was a ground breaking invention, but everyone was blow away by the leaf blower.

A scarecrow says,...

I used to date a girl who was lactose intolerant.

We broke up because she couldn’t stomach my cheesy jokes.

Where do the most apples grow?

The *Appala*chian Mountains!


Hope you like this cheesy joke.


\-HapiSpiritUnity

Why don't kids like cheesy jokes?

... they're too mature for their taste

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Little Johnny talks like an adult

This is my sister's favorite joke

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One day in Kindergarten...

Mrs Smith: Ok class, today we're going to try and talk like adults. OK? Let's try it. Kevin, what did you have for dinner last night?

Kevin: We ate cheesy macaroony!

Mrs Smith: OK, but let's talk...

Why don’t we hear many jokes about pizza?

They’re too cheesy.

What makes a hockey player laugh? (Warning: Cheesy)

Slapstick Comedy!

2 squares and 2 circles

2 squares were in an argument and 2 circles were in an argument.

The squares were arguing over who was hotter, even though they were both 90 degrees.

The 2 circles argue all the time so the argument was pretty pointless.

(Thought of this in the shower. It’s a little cheesy)

Like A Diamond

Tom and his two best friends, Jerry and Bill, are talking.

“You know fellas,” said Tom, “the other day I heard this guy say to his crush that he always had to wear sunscreen and shades around her.”

“Why was that” asked Jerry

“Because she was too hot”

“And the shades?” ask...

A man threw some milk at my lactose intolerant friend

How Dairy!!!!

Sorry if that was a bit cheesy:)

What do you call a row of trucks hauling nachos?

A cheesy pickup line.

As a kid, I was scared of cows

I was moortified.
That was a little cheesy.
Well I milked this one out as long as I cud.

My girlfriend dropped this on me after some Tex-Mex last night ...

"I'm chilly"

She steps closer and takes my hand

"Will you be my con queso?"

And before I could even respond ...

"Sorry, was that too cheesy for you?"

What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter?

an Envelope
EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke

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