I try to be cheesy when I make jokes.

Unfortunately, everyone I know is laughtose intolerant.

I got a bunch of really cheesy jokes

They're really Gouda, I promise.

I know this is cheesy but...

"Why was the math book so sad?"

" Because it had too many problems!"

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F**ck cheesy chat-up lines, we need better break-up lines:

Hey baby, are you being followed? Because I've been seeing people behind your back.

Is it hot in here, or are you just suffocating me in this relationship?

I didn't know angels flew this close to the ground. Maybe that's because this angel's gained a little weight since we started goin...

I got a really cheesy joke I wanna share

Never mind it's not too grate.

Damn I suck.

If I keep making all these cheesy puns

I'm gonna be provalone forever!

My girlfriend says I'm cheesy when I say I love her to much

So I asked her if I'm her snack that smiles back.

This is a real interaction and im very proud I came up with it on the spot.

I knew my Match.com profile was too cheesy . . .

When I got matched with a Kraft Single.

It was white American, so I'm not sure what that says about me.

might be a little cheesy

Who do stuffed crust pizzas worship?

Cheesus Crust

So I gouda cheesy pun.

But I'ma Swiss it out for somethin' chedder.

The band was playing cheesy 80s music

So I ran, I ran so far away.

I know its cheesy but...

I think you’re grate

Why was the cheese depressed?

Because it was bleu....


I know I know cheesy joke.. but surely we can all agree it was still gouda.

I always get told its neither the time nor the place for cracking really cheesy puns at work

Now I'm not sure about the time but I guess this is as gouda place as any....

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Little Johnny talks like an adult

This is my sister's favorite joke

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One day in Kindergarten...

Mrs Smith: Ok class, today we're going to try and talk like adults. OK? Let's try it. Kevin, what did you have for dinner last night?

Kevin: We ate cheesy macaroony!

Mrs Smith: OK, but let's talk...

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What's the correct Japanese salutation for a cheesy person?

Parme-San

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I know this is cheesy, but hear me out.

Me: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Me: To get to the idiots house.

Me: Knock knock.

You: Who’s there?

Me: The chicken.

You: Fuck off

What do you call a romantic Potato

A cheesy potato!

I've joined a band called the foreskins

We mostly play cheesy covers

Cheesy joke:

A long time ago, the Swiss was robbing a bank. Minutes after the robbery, some Blue cheese showed up on the scene, and caught the Swiss. They drew their gun and said:

“Gouda hell, Swiss.”

And filled him with holes, but Swiss got away.

A man holding several miniature pigs walks into a bar.

"Hey, barkeep!" he says, struggling to keep control of his quarry. "Any room for me and my friends?"

The bartender smiles and sets down some plastic cups. The man plops his friends inside, but the cups are too small.

"Um...barkeep?" the man says, pulling them out again. The bartender ...

I was telling a joke to a Vegan but she didn't like it.

Apparently, the joke was too cheesy.

I was going to tell you a cheesy pun

but all the gouda jokes havarti been told.

Why don’t we hear many jokes about pizza?

They’re too cheesy.

At the risk of getting egg on my face and being too cheesy.

Omelette au fromage.

Cheesy joke I made up

My teacher said to make something original for the project, but due to it being Opposite Day, that meant UNoriginal

So the next day I walked in with nothing and my teacher asked,”Where’s your project?”

And I said I’m right here.

I used to date a girl who was lactose intolerant.

We broke up because she couldn’t stomach my cheesy jokes.

Like A Diamond

Tom and his two best friends, Jerry and Bill, are talking.

“You know fellas,” said Tom, “the other day I heard this guy say to his crush that he always had to wear sunscreen and shades around her.”

“Why was that” asked Jerry

“Because she was too hot”

“And the shades?” ask...

2 squares and 2 circles

2 squares were in an argument and 2 circles were in an argument.

The squares were arguing over who was hotter, even though they were both 90 degrees.

The 2 circles argue all the time so the argument was pretty pointless.

(Thought of this in the shower. It’s a little cheesy)

I told my wife so many cheesy jokes

That she called me a muenster

If pizza could talk what would it say?

Probably lots of cheesy things.

Super cheesy joke my dad told me over the holiday

Three ropes walk into a bar.
The first rope walks up to the bar and orders three drinks. The bartender gruffly says, "We don't serve your kind here!"
Walking back to his friends, the rope relays the news. The second rope says, "Let me give it a try."
Upon reaching the bar he's also quickly...

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a list of puns!

Here's a list of puns I've been collecting:

How do you throw a space party? You planet.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

Nope. Unintended.

The shovel was a ground breaking invention, but everyone was blow away by the leaf blower.

A scarecrow says,...

Who doesn't like cheesy puns...

They're just so grate!

I'm so tired of seeing cheesy puns on reddit all the time...

I swiss they would just stop already.

A man threw some milk at my lactose intolerant friend

How Dairy!!!!

Sorry if that was a bit cheesy:)

What did the insecure, cheesy dorito say?

"I'm nacho sure anymore"

Some Cheesy Jokes:

What cheese do you use to hide a horse? Mascarpone!

What cheese do you use to get a bear down from a tree? Camembert!

What cheese is made backwards? Edam!

Why did the cheese board blow away? Because of the strong Bries!

What did the cheese day when it looked in the mirror...

As a kid, I was scared of cows

I was moortified.
That was a little cheesy.
Well I milked this one out as long as I cud.

I'd share a cheesy joke but...

I'm laughtose intolerant :(

My favorite Cheesy joke turned into a pick-up line:

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the cute girl's house.

Knock Knock

Who's there?

The chicken

Happy Valentines everybody!

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Reddit, what is your best cheesy joke?

I'm talking the jokes that you find insanely hilarious, and everyone else just either groans or stares blankly when you tell it. I'll start.

'Been teaching hobbits how to play cricket. Bilbo's good at catching, but he can't really Frodo.'

Every. Fucking. Time.

(cheesy pickup line) How much does a polar bear weigh?

Enough to break the ice

What do you call a row of trucks hauling nachos?

A cheesy pickup line.

You know a joke's gonna be cheesy when...

It says, "Contains dairy".

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"Do you want to hear a cheesy joke?" asked my wife. I nodded.

I wish she'd tell me the joke and stop staring at my cock.

Cheesy joke

A muenster attacked Emmenthal institution. Everyone cheddared with panic. There was de brie everywhere. It was no Gouda.

Series of Cheesy Jungle Jokes

I always like to tell these in a series. I also like to milk jokes (drag them out a little longer than you would expect) so prepare for the cheese. There's a little flexibility in how you tell these jokes, and if you have any other jokes about jungle animals you can mix them in, but some of the orde...

Here's a Cheesy Joke For You.

Past, Present, and Future walked into a bar.

It was Tense.

A Cheesy Joke

My family spent all of today calling me by different cheese names. I told them I just wanted to be left provolone.

List of cheesy jokes

How do you organize a space party- you planet

What do you call a cow with no legs- ground beef

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars- T Rex

What do you call an everyday potato- commentator

How do you put a baby alien to sleep- you rocket

What do you call a joke in between two slides of bread?

What do you call a joke in between two slices of bread?

Cheesy

My friend came up with this, and to my knowledge it isn't anywhere else on the internet. Its very cringey but i digress

My Cheesy Redneck Joke

Bill, I cant post to Youtube no more. All these average potatos on there are agitating me.

*Average Potatos?*

Yeah, you know. Them Common Taters.

Cheesy pun

I once had a dream about cheese. It was all gouda until a muenster appeared and started chasing me

My mom is the queen of cheesy jokes and her favorite: " what do you call a deer with no eyes?"

" no idear"

What do you call a really cheesy thought?

A quesaIDEA.

Pizza Joke

Q: Have you heard about the pizza joke?

A: You know what, I wont tell it, it's to cheesy

Why does cheese come in a big wheel?

It’s a fris*brie*




sorry for such a cheesy joke

Some people are so stupid

They don’t even know cloaking abilities when they see them! *cheesy I know*

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Cheesy Jokes

What sort of cheese would you use to entice a bear from a cave?

Camembert



What sort of cheese can hide a small horse?

Mascarpone



Why did the cheese get beat up by the stone?

Because the Roquefort back



Why did the one legge...

Just thought of this cheesy joke...

Who betrayed Cheesus Christ?

Goudas.

I'm not doing anything cheesy for my girlfriend on valentines day...

She's lactose intolerant.

Never been a huge fan of swiss stories..

always cheesy and full of holes.

Why don't kids like cheesy jokes?

... they're too mature for their taste

What type of joke strings you along?

A really cheesy one.

My dad's favorite story is about how he single-handedly saved a dairy farm from bankruptcy

The story is pretty cheesy, but he milks it for all its worth.

Two actors are practicing their lines for a show.

The first guy says: "How could you do this to me? I hate you!" The second says: "You're making me so angry I swear I'm going to PUNCH you!" The first says "That line sounds cheesy. It makes it seem like a children's show. Let's talk to the writers about it." So they go the the writers and explain th...

Cow jokes, if you're in the mooOoood....

What do you call a cow with two short legs?


Lean beef.



What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.



Why did the cow get an award?

It was out standing in the field.



What do you call a cow after an abortion?
Decalfeinat...

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