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I know this is cheesy, but hear me out.

Me: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Me: To get to the idiots house.

Me: Knock knock.

You: Who’s there?

Me: The chicken.

You: Fuck off

I always get told its neither the time nor the place for cracking really cheesy puns at work

Now I'm not sure about the time but I guess this is as gouda place as any....

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F**ck cheesy chat-up lines, we need better break-up lines:

Hey baby, are you being followed? Because I've been seeing people behind your back.

Is it hot in here, or are you just suffocating me in this relationship?

I didn't know angels flew this close to the ground. Maybe that's because this angel's gained a little weight since we started goin...

Cheesy joke I made up

My teacher said to make something original for the project, but due to it being Opposite Day, that meant UNoriginal

So the next day I walked in with nothing and my teacher asked,”Where’s your project?”

And I said I’m right here.

I was going to tell you a cheesy pun

but all the gouda jokes havarti been told.

My friends don't like cheesy jokes.

I guess they are laughtose intolerant.

I want to tell a cheesy joke but,

Reddit keeps saying 'Error: Parmesan Denied.'

I should just think of a cheddar joke that would actually be gouda.

At the risk of getting egg on my face and being too cheesy.

Omelette au fromage.

I love making cheesy jokes

It’s my Kraft

You know what's corny and cheesy?

Tacos.

What do you call a cheesy male who is not yours?

Nacho man

I told my wife so many cheesy jokes

That she called me a muenster

What did the insecure, cheesy dorito say?

"I'm nacho sure anymore"

What do you call a row of people lifting mozzarella?

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A cheesy pick up line.

Super cheesy joke my dad told me over the holiday

Three ropes walk into a bar.
The first rope walks up to the bar and orders three drinks. The bartender gruffly says, "We don't serve your kind here!"
Walking back to his friends, the rope relays the news. The second rope says, "Let me give it a try."
Upon reaching the bar he's also quickly...

My favorite Cheesy joke turned into a pick-up line:

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the cute girl's house.

Knock Knock

Who's there?

The chicken

Happy Valentines everybody!

Who doesn't like cheesy puns...

They're just so grate!

People that never make cheesy Jokes...

are grate.

My girlfriend yelled at me

"I can't stand it anymore! I'm sick of your stupid and cheesy jokes! I'm leaving!"

"Gouda," I replied.

I'm so tired of seeing cheesy puns on reddit all the time...

I swiss they would just stop already.

(cheesy pickup line) How much does a polar bear weigh?

Enough to break the ice

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"Do you want to hear a cheesy joke?" asked my wife. I nodded.

I wish she'd tell me the joke and stop staring at my cock.

I'd share a cheesy joke but...

I'm laughtose intolerant :(

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Reddit, what is your best cheesy joke?

I'm talking the jokes that you find insanely hilarious, and everyone else just either groans or stares blankly when you tell it. I'll start.

'Been teaching hobbits how to play cricket. Bilbo's good at catching, but he can't really Frodo.'

Every. Fucking. Time.

Cheesy joke

A muenster attacked Emmenthal institution. Everyone cheddared with panic. There was de brie everywhere. It was no Gouda.

A Cheesy Joke

My family spent all of today calling me by different cheese names. I told them I just wanted to be left provolone.

When you're trying to be cheesy

But everyone around you is lactose intolerant

List of cheesy jokes

How do you organize a space party- you planet

What do you call a cow with no legs- ground beef

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars- T Rex

What do you call an everyday potato- commentator

How do you put a baby alien to sleep- you rocket

Series of Cheesy Jungle Jokes

I always like to tell these in a series. I also like to milk jokes (drag them out a little longer than you would expect) so prepare for the cheese. There's a little flexibility in how you tell these jokes, and if you have any other jokes about jungle animals you can mix them in, but some of the orde...

Here's a Cheesy Joke For You.

Past, Present, and Future walked into a bar.

It was Tense.

My Cheesy Redneck Joke

Bill, I cant post to Youtube no more. All these average potatos on there are agitating me.

*Average Potatos?*

Yeah, you know. Them Common Taters.

What do you call a really cheesy thought?

A quesaIDEA.

Cheesy pun

I once had a dream about cheese. It was all gouda until a muenster appeared and started chasing me

My mom is the queen of cheesy jokes and her favorite: " what do you call a deer with no eyes?"

" no idear"

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