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F**ck cheesy chat-up lines, we need better break-up lines:

Hey baby, are you being followed? Because I've been seeing people behind your back.

Is it hot in here, or are you just suffocating me in this relationship?

I didn't know angels flew this close to the ground. Maybe that's because this angel's gained a little weight since we started goin...

I am unhappy with my made up, mediocre cheesy joke about my bad grammar.

I want to make a gouda one.

A friend of mine one told me: "If you want a girl to like you, use cheesy pickup lines." That didn't really work for me.

Apparently all the girls I talk to are lactose intolerant.

What do you call a cheesy baby deer on your lawn in the morning?

Fawn dew.

Was my last joke too cheesy for y'all?

Or are y'all just laugh-tose intolerant?

My friends say I'm cheesy...

at least I'm cultured.

What's better than a good, cheesy joke?

A grated cheesy joke !

I asked my dad why he tells cheesy jokes.

He said, “Like any quality cheese, because ‘mold”.

The jokes about food on this sub are cheesy.

The jokes about food on this sub are cheesy......

I mean I'm not wrong.

I would post a cheesy joke in reference to Gone With the Wind...

But frankly, my dear, I don’t give Edam

What do you get when you cross the ultimate jam band with the ultimate cheesy arena rock band?

Phish Styx

I got a bunch of really cheesy jokes

They're really Gouda, I promise.

If I keep making all these cheesy puns

I'm gonna be provalone forever!

I try to be cheesy when I make jokes.

Unfortunately, everyone I know is laughtose intolerant.

I know this is cheesy but...

"Why was the math book so sad?"

" Because it had too many problems!"

The best pizza joke ever

Actually never mind it's too cheesy... That's the biggest problem with pizza jokes, it's all about the delivery…

So I gouda cheesy pun.

But I'ma Swiss it out for somethin' chedder.

I got a really cheesy joke I wanna share

Never mind it's not too grate.

Damn I suck.

The band was playing cheesy 80s music

So I ran, I ran so far away.

In a small South American village, a man was putting the final touches on a new cheese recipe…

The man, a chemist, was surprised at the secret ingredients that made it so delicious: sodium, carbon, hydrogen, and oxygen.

“Now I just need to give it a name…” he thought.

Suddenly, a burglar dropped out of nowhere and snagged the vat of cheesy goodness!

“STOP!” the man shoute...

My girlfriend says I'm cheesy when I say I love her to much

So I asked her if I'm her snack that smiles back.

This is a real interaction and im very proud I came up with it on the spot.

I knew my Match.com profile was too cheesy . . .

When I got matched with a Kraft Single.

It was white American, so I'm not sure what that says about me.

I know its cheesy but...

I think you’re grate

I always get told its neither the time nor the place for cracking really cheesy puns at work

Now I'm not sure about the time but I guess this is as gouda place as any....

The difference between a stupid person and a pizza

One is easy to cheat, the other is cheesy to eat.

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What is it called when a chameleon can no longer change colors?

A reptile dysfunction.

Super cheesy joke my dad told me over the holiday

Three ropes walk into a bar.
The first rope walks up to the bar and orders three drinks. The bartender gruffly says, "We don't serve your kind here!"
Walking back to his friends, the rope relays the news. The second rope says, "Let me give it a try."
Upon reaching the bar he's also quickly...

I was going to tell you a cheesy pun

but all the gouda jokes havarti been told.

Cheesy joke:

A long time ago, the Swiss was robbing a bank. Minutes after the robbery, some Blue cheese showed up on the scene, and caught the Swiss. They drew their gun and said:

“Gouda hell, Swiss.”

And filled him with holes, but Swiss got away.

A lot of my friends are not a fan of my cheesy jokes

I think they're just laughtose intolerant.

At the risk of getting egg on my face and being too cheesy.

Omelette au fromage.

Cheesy joke I made up

My teacher said to make something original for the project, but due to it being Opposite Day, that meant UNoriginal

So the next day I walked in with nothing and my teacher asked,”Where’s your project?”

And I said I’m right here.

I told my wife so many cheesy jokes

That she called me a muenster

I'm so tired of seeing cheesy puns on reddit all the time...

I swiss they would just stop already.

Who doesn't like cheesy puns...

They're just so grate!

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Reddit, what is your best cheesy joke?

I'm talking the jokes that you find insanely hilarious, and everyone else just either groans or stares blankly when you tell it. I'll start.

'Been teaching hobbits how to play cricket. Bilbo's good at catching, but he can't really Frodo.'

Every. Fucking. Time.

I went to a fondue party last night and thought of a really great joke!

I was too embarrassed to say it though, it was really cheesy.

I'd share a cheesy joke but...

I'm laughtose intolerant :(

What did the insecure, cheesy dorito say?

"I'm nacho sure anymore"

Welcome to Australia!

A British national travelling to Australia on holiday is stopped at customs after getting off the plane. There, the customs agent asks him, "business or pleasure?"

"Pleasure," he replies.

"Anything to declare?"

"Does jet lag count?" the Brit asks with a cheesy smile. The Aussie ...

My favorite Cheesy joke turned into a pick-up line:

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the cute girl's house.

Knock Knock

Who's there?

The chicken

Happy Valentines everybody!

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There was this famous cheese maker

He made this cheese that would expanded grow when melted.
He was driving while drinking scotch and got into a accident with a school bus. The court case going as expected he was sentenced to death by electrocution. As a last meal request he asked for a quarter of a wheel of his world famous chee...

Series of Cheesy Jungle Jokes

I always like to tell these in a series. I also like to milk jokes (drag them out a little longer than you would expect) so prepare for the cheese. There's a little flexibility in how you tell these jokes, and if you have any other jokes about jungle animals you can mix them in, but some of the orde...

A recent archeological dig has uncovered a set of 2300 year old Roman gold rings, with a small golden figure of a Tick attatched to it, missing all its legs...

Archeologists originally believed it to be simple wear and tear, until it was discovered there were no signs of soldering on the bodies of the golden ticks, indicating they were intentionally made legless. A professor on the scene theorized that these rings were a gesture of romantic interest or a p...

Here's a Cheesy Joke For You.

Past, Present, and Future walked into a bar.

It was Tense.

(cheesy pickup line) How much does a polar bear weigh?

Enough to break the ice

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"Do you want to hear a cheesy joke?" asked my wife. I nodded.

I wish she'd tell me the joke and stop staring at my cock.

Cheesy joke

A muenster attacked Emmenthal institution. Everyone cheddared with panic. There was de brie everywhere. It was no Gouda.

Cheesy pun

I once had a dream about cheese. It was all gouda until a muenster appeared and started chasing me

My Cheesy Redneck Joke

Bill, I cant post to Youtube no more. All these average potatos on there are agitating me.

*Average Potatos?*

Yeah, you know. Them Common Taters.

List of cheesy jokes

How do you organize a space party- you planet

What do you call a cow with no legs- ground beef

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars- T Rex

What do you call an everyday potato- commentator

How do you put a baby alien to sleep- you rocket

My mom is the queen of cheesy jokes and her favorite: " what do you call a deer with no eyes?"

" no idear"

What do you call a really cheesy thought?

A quesaIDEA.

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Cheesy Jokes

What sort of cheese would you use to entice a bear from a cave?

Camembert



What sort of cheese can hide a small horse?

Mascarpone



Why did the cheese get beat up by the stone?

Because the Roquefort back



Why did the one legge...

I'm not doing anything cheesy for my girlfriend on valentines day...

She's lactose intolerant.

What do you call a murderous metre?

A killometre!

(Cheesy ba-dum-tish sound effect plays)

Just thought of this cheesy joke...

Who betrayed Cheesus Christ?

Goudas.

So I work in a food store

I was told my jokes were a little cheesy before but I think their gouda. I moved to grocery and now their just corny. I just hope they aren’t jarring.

I just watched the cheesiest movies of all time.

3: The Havarti Boys


2: Goudafellas


And my all time favorite cheesy movie


1: The Guns of Provolone

A man holding several miniature pigs walks into a bar.

"Hey, barkeep!" he says, struggling to keep control of his quarry. "Any room for me and my friends?"

The bartender smiles and sets down some plastic cups. The man plops his friends inside, but the cups are too small.

"Um...barkeep?" the man says, pulling them out again. The bartender ...

Why was the cheese depressed?

Because it was bleu....


I know I know cheesy joke.. but surely we can all agree it was still gouda.

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a list of puns!

Here's a list of puns I've been collecting:

How do you throw a space party? You planet.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

Nope. Unintended.

The shovel was a ground breaking invention, but everyone was blow away by the leaf blower.

A scarecrow says,...

I used to date a girl who was lactose intolerant.

We broke up because she couldn’t stomach my cheesy jokes.

I’m excited to announce ....

I’m excited to announce my band is touring next year!!!! Look out for us, We are called the foreskins and we do cheesy covers!

Where do the most apples grow?

The *Appala*chian Mountains!


Hope you like this cheesy joke.


\-HapiSpiritUnity

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Little Johnny talks like an adult

This is my sister's favorite joke

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One day in Kindergarten...

Mrs Smith: Ok class, today we're going to try and talk like adults. OK? Let's try it. Kevin, what did you have for dinner last night?

Kevin: We ate cheesy macaroony!

Mrs Smith: OK, but let's talk...

2 squares and 2 circles

2 squares were in an argument and 2 circles were in an argument.

The squares were arguing over who was hotter, even though they were both 90 degrees.

The 2 circles argue all the time so the argument was pretty pointless.

(Thought of this in the shower. It’s a little cheesy)

My girlfriend dropped this on me after some Tex-Mex last night ...

"I'm chilly"

She steps closer and takes my hand

"Will you be my con queso?"

And before I could even respond ...

"Sorry, was that too cheesy for you?"

What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter?

an Envelope
EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke

What do you call a row of trucks hauling nachos?

A cheesy pickup line.

Like A Diamond

Tom and his two best friends, Jerry and Bill, are talking.

“You know fellas,” said Tom, “the other day I heard this guy say to his crush that he always had to wear sunscreen and shades around her.”

“Why was that” asked Jerry

“Because she was too hot”

“And the shades?” ask...

A man threw some milk at my lactose intolerant friend

How Dairy!!!!

Sorry if that was a bit cheesy:)

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