The 60+ Best Cheesy Jokes

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F**ck cheesy chat-up lines, we need better break-up lines:

Hey baby, are you being followed? Because I've been seeing people behind your back.

Is it hot in here, or are you just suffocating me in this relationship?

I didn't know angels flew this close to the ground. Maybe that's because this angel's gained a little weight since we started goin...

Someone told me cake jokes are cheesy.

I'm pretty sure mine's batter.
(attempt at a cake day joke)

What do you call a cheesy baby deer on your lawn in the morning?

Fawn dew.

This might sound so cheesy

but I think you are really grate.

Why didn't the man find the cheesy jokes funny?

He was lactose intolerant.

What’s Christ’s favorite cheesy cracker?

Jeez-Its.

I am unhappy with my made up, mediocre cheesy joke about my bad grammar.

I want to make a gouda one.

My friends say I'm cheesy...

at least I'm cultured.

My girlfriend says my jokes are too cheesy

Frankly my dear, I don't give Edam.

Was my last joke too cheesy for y'all?

Or are y'all just laugh-tose intolerant?

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Reddit, what is your best cheesy joke?

I'm talking the jokes that you find insanely hilarious, and everyone else just either groans or stares blankly when you tell it. I'll start.

'Been teaching hobbits how to play cricket. Bilbo's good at catching, but he can't really Frodo.'

Every. Fucking. Time.

What's better than a good, cheesy joke?

A grated cheesy joke !

If I keep making all these cheesy puns

I'm gonna be provalone forever!

I asked my dad why he tells cheesy jokes.

He said, “Like any quality cheese, because ‘mold”.

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A list of puns

Here's a list of puns I've been collecting:

How do you throw a space party? You planet.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

Nope. Unintended.

The shovel was a ground breaking invention, but everyone was blow away by the leaf blower.

A scarecrow says,...

So I gouda cheesy pun.

But I'ma Swiss it out for somethin' chedder.

Super cheesy joke my dad told me over the holiday

Three ropes walk into a bar.
The first rope walks up to the bar and orders three drinks. The bartender gruffly says, "We don't serve your kind here!"
Walking back to his friends, the rope relays the news. The second rope says, "Let me give it a try."
Upon reaching the bar he's also quickly...

The jokes about food on this sub are cheesy.

The jokes about food on this sub are cheesy......

I mean I'm not wrong.

I got a bunch of really cheesy jokes

They're really Gouda, I promise.

What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter?

an Envelope
EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke

I'm so tired of seeing cheesy puns on reddit all the time...

I swiss they would just stop already.

I try to be cheesy when I make jokes.

Unfortunately, everyone I know is laughtose intolerant.

I would post a cheesy joke in reference to Gone With the Wind...

But frankly, my dear, I don’t give Edam

What do you get when you cross the ultimate jam band with the ultimate cheesy arena rock band?

Phish Styx

I got a really cheesy joke I wanna share

Never mind it's not too grate.

Damn I suck.

My girlfriend dropped this on me after some Tex-Mex last night ...

"I'm chilly"

She steps closer and takes my hand

"Will you be my con queso?"

And before I could even respond ...

"Sorry, was that too cheesy for you?"

I always get told its neither the time nor the place for cracking really cheesy puns at work

Now I'm not sure about the time but I guess this is as gouda place as any....

I know this is cheesy but...

"Why was the math book so sad?"

" Because it had too many problems!"

I knew my Match.com profile was too cheesy . . .

When I got matched with a Kraft Single.

It was white American, so I'm not sure what that says about me.

I was going to tell you a cheesy pun

but all the gouda jokes havarti been told.

A man holding several miniature pigs walks into a bar.

"Hey, barkeep!" he says, struggling to keep control of his quarry. "Any room for me and my friends?"

The bartender smiles and sets down some plastic cups. The man plops his friends inside, but the cups are too small.

"Um...barkeep?" the man says, pulling them out again. The bartender ...

My girlfriend says I'm cheesy when I say I love her to much

So I asked her if I'm her snack that smiles back.

This is a real interaction and im very proud I came up with it on the spot.

The band was playing cheesy 80s music

So I ran, I ran so far away.

Who doesn't like cheesy puns...

They're just so grate!

At the risk of getting egg on my face and being too cheesy.

Omelette au fromage.

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What's the correct Japanese salutation for a cheesy person?

Parme-San

My grandfather used to tell me this one all the time, it's cheesy but a classic to me.

A wealthy man walks into a very very expensive restaurant with his guests. The waiter comes over and asks him "what would you like?" The man says, "give me the most expensive steak on the menu."

A bit later the stake comes out. A hundred dollar steak. He tastes it. He calls the waiter over. T...

I told my wife so many cheesy jokes

That she called me a muenster

Some Cheesy Jokes:

What cheese do you use to hide a horse? Mascarpone!

What cheese do you use to get a bear down from a tree? Camembert!

What cheese is made backwards? Edam!

Why did the cheese board blow away? Because of the strong Bries!

What did the cheese day when it looked in the mirror...

Cheesy joke I made up

My teacher said to make something original for the project, but due to it being Opposite Day, that meant UNoriginal

So the next day I walked in with nothing and my teacher asked,”Where’s your project?”

And I said I’m right here.

I'd share a cheesy joke but...

I'm laughtose intolerant :(

My favorite Cheesy joke turned into a pick-up line:

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the cute girl's house.

Knock Knock

Who's there?

The chicken

Happy Valentines everybody!

Series of Cheesy Jungle Jokes

I always like to tell these in a series. I also like to milk jokes (drag them out a little longer than you would expect) so prepare for the cheese. There's a little flexibility in how you tell these jokes, and if you have any other jokes about jungle animals you can mix them in, but some of the orde...

Here's a Cheesy Joke For You.

Past, Present, and Future walked into a bar.

It was Tense.

You guys ever hear the joke about the pizza? Nevermind, it's too cheesy...

Those pizza jokes are all about the delivery.

You know a joke's gonna be cheesy when...

It says, "Contains dairy".

I have just bought myself a new cheese grater

Must say, grate things came out of this.

(edit - sorry for the cheesy joke)

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"Do you want to hear a cheesy joke?" asked my wife. I nodded.

I wish she'd tell me the joke and stop staring at my cock.

(cheesy pickup line) How much does a polar bear weigh?

Enough to break the ice

List of cheesy jokes

How do you organize a space party- you planet

What do you call a cow with no legs- ground beef

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars- T Rex

What do you call an everyday potato- commentator

How do you put a baby alien to sleep- you rocket

My mom is the queen of cheesy jokes and her favorite: " what do you call a deer with no eyes?"

" no idear"

My Cheesy Redneck Joke

Bill, I cant post to Youtube no more. All these average potatos on there are agitating me.

*Average Potatos?*

Yeah, you know. Them Common Taters.

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What is it called when a chameleon can no longer change colors?

A reptile dysfunction.

What do you call a really cheesy thought?

A quesaIDEA.

Cheesy pun

I once had a dream about cheese. It was all gouda until a muenster appeared and started chasing me

Just thought of this cheesy joke...

Who betrayed Cheesus Christ?

Goudas.

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Cheesy Jokes

What sort of cheese would you use to entice a bear from a cave?

Camembert

What sort of cheese can hide a small horse?

Mascarpone

Why did the cheese get beat up by the stone?

Because the Roquefort back

Why did the one legge...

I'm not doing anything cheesy for my girlfriend on valentines day...

She's lactose intolerant.

What do you call a line up of dudes picking up mozzarella cheese

A cheesy pickup line

You are what you eat

son: if you eat a lot of bananas will that make you go bananas?
Dad: hmm maybe. Your brother eats a lot of corn and he’s corny. Your sister eats a lot of cheese and she’s cheesy. Your mother eats a lot of nuts and she’s nuts and I eat.. I guess you could say I’m a scaredy cat
Son: huh?
Da...

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