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Someone told me cake jokes are cheesy.

I'm pretty sure mine's batter.
(attempt at a cake day joke)

What do you call a cheesy baby deer on your lawn in the morning?

Fawn dew.

Why didn't the man find the cheesy jokes funny?

He was lactose intolerant.

My girlfriend says my jokes are too cheesy

Frankly my dear, I don't give Edam.

What do you call a line up of dudes picking up mozzarella cheese

A cheesy pickup line

Cheesy joke

I accidentally went to a cannibalism restaurant the other day. Apparently i didn't understand what they meant by finger food.
I then left before the main course. It ended up costing me an arm and a leg.

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F**ck cheesy chat-up lines, we need better break-up lines:

Hey baby, are you being followed? Because I've been seeing people behind your back.

Is it hot in here, or are you just suffocating me in this relationship?

I didn't know angels flew this close to the ground. Maybe that's because this angel's gained a little weight since we started goin...

What’s Christ’s favorite cheesy cracker?

Jeez-Its.

I am unhappy with my made up, mediocre cheesy joke about my bad grammar.

I want to make a gouda one.

What to hear a joke about pizza?

Never mind it’s too cheesy.

If I keep making all these cheesy puns

I'm gonna be provalone forever!

Was my last joke too cheesy for y'all?

Or are y'all just laugh-tose intolerant?

can i tell you a vegan joke?

i promise it wont be cheesy

What's better than a good, cheesy joke?

A grated cheesy joke !

I asked my dad why he tells cheesy jokes.

He said, “Like any quality cheese, because ‘mold”.

I would give you guys a cheesy joke

But you're probably lactose intolerant.

So I gouda cheesy pun.

But I'ma Swiss it out for somethin' chedder.

I got a bunch of really cheesy jokes

They're really Gouda, I promise.

What is Doctor Strange’s favorite pizza?

Sorcerer’s Supreme

It’s cheesy, I know.

I know its cheesy but...

I think you’re grate

I try to be cheesy when I make jokes.

Unfortunately, everyone I know is laughtose intolerant.

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What is it called when a chameleon can no longer change colors?

A reptile dysfunction.

Super cheesy joke my dad told me over the holiday

Three ropes walk into a bar.
The first rope walks up to the bar and orders three drinks. The bartender gruffly says, "We don't serve your kind here!"
Walking back to his friends, the rope relays the news. The second rope says, "Let me give it a try."
Upon reaching the bar he's also quickly...

The jokes about food on this sub are cheesy.

The jokes about food on this sub are cheesy......

I mean I'm not wrong.

I would post a cheesy joke in reference to Gone With the Wind...

But frankly, my dear, I don’t give Edam

I got a really cheesy joke I wanna share

Never mind it's not too grate.

Damn I suck.

I always get told its neither the time nor the place for cracking really cheesy puns at work

Now I'm not sure about the time but I guess this is as gouda place as any....

I was going to tell you a cheesy pun

but all the gouda jokes havarti been told.

What do you get when you cross the ultimate jam band with the ultimate cheesy arena rock band?

Phish Styx

I know this is cheesy but...

"Why was the math book so sad?"

" Because it had too many problems!"

I'm so tired of seeing cheesy puns on reddit all the time...

I swiss they would just stop already.

My girlfriend says I'm cheesy when I say I love her to much

So I asked her if I'm her snack that smiles back.

This is a real interaction and im very proud I came up with it on the spot.

A lot of my friends are not a fan of my cheesy jokes

I think they're just laughtose intolerant.

The band was playing cheesy 80s music

So I ran, I ran so far away.

Who doesn't like cheesy puns...

They're just so grate!

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Reddit, what is your best cheesy joke?

I'm talking the jokes that you find insanely hilarious, and everyone else just either groans or stares blankly when you tell it. I'll start.

'Been teaching hobbits how to play cricket. Bilbo's good at catching, but he can't really Frodo.'

Every. Fucking. Time.

At the risk of getting egg on my face and being too cheesy.

Omelette au fromage.

I told my wife so many cheesy jokes

That she called me a muenster

Some Cheesy Jokes:

What cheese do you use to hide a horse? Mascarpone!

What cheese do you use to get a bear down from a tree? Camembert!

What cheese is made backwards? Edam!

Why did the cheese board blow away? Because of the strong Bries!

What did the cheese day when it looked in the mirror...

I'd share a cheesy joke but...

I'm laughtose intolerant :(

Series of Cheesy Jungle Jokes

I always like to tell these in a series. I also like to milk jokes (drag them out a little longer than you would expect) so prepare for the cheese. There's a little flexibility in how you tell these jokes, and if you have any other jokes about jungle animals you can mix them in, but some of the orde...

Cheesy joke I made up

My teacher said to make something original for the project, but due to it being Opposite Day, that meant UNoriginal

So the next day I walked in with nothing and my teacher asked,”Where’s your project?”

And I said I’m right here.

Here's a Cheesy Joke For You.

Past, Present, and Future walked into a bar.

It was Tense.

What do you call a cheesy male who is not yours?

Nacho man

My favorite Cheesy joke turned into a pick-up line:

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the cute girl's house.

Knock Knock

Who's there?

The chicken

Happy Valentines everybody!

You guys ever hear the joke about the pizza? Nevermind, it's too cheesy...

Those pizza jokes are all about the delivery.

(cheesy pickup line) How much does a polar bear weigh?

Enough to break the ice

Cheesy pun

I once had a dream about cheese. It was all gouda until a muenster appeared and started chasing me

List of cheesy jokes

How do you organize a space party- you planet

What do you call a cow with no legs- ground beef

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars- T Rex

What do you call an everyday potato- commentator

How do you put a baby alien to sleep- you rocket

My mom is the queen of cheesy jokes and her favorite: " what do you call a deer with no eyes?"

" no idear"

Cheesy joke

A muenster attacked Emmenthal institution. Everyone cheddared with panic. There was de brie everywhere. It was no Gouda.

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"Do you want to hear a cheesy joke?" asked my wife. I nodded.

I wish she'd tell me the joke and stop staring at my cock.

You know a joke's gonna be cheesy when...

It says, "Contains dairy".

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Cheesy Jokes

What sort of cheese would you use to entice a bear from a cave?

Camembert



What sort of cheese can hide a small horse?

Mascarpone



Why did the cheese get beat up by the stone?

Because the Roquefort back



Why did the one legge...

I'm not doing anything cheesy for my girlfriend on valentines day...

She's lactose intolerant.

A Cheesy Joke

My family spent all of today calling me by different cheese names. I told them I just wanted to be left provolone.

What do you call a really cheesy thought?

A quesaIDEA.

Just thought of this cheesy joke...

Who betrayed Cheesus Christ?

Goudas.

In a small South American village, a man was putting the final touches on a new cheese recipe…

The man, a chemist, was surprised at the secret ingredients that made it so delicious: sodium, carbon, hydrogen, and oxygen.

“Now I just need to give it a name…” he thought.

Suddenly, a burglar dropped out of nowhere and snagged the vat of cheesy goodness!

“STOP!” the man shoute...

The difference between a stupid person and a pizza

One is easy to cheat, the other is cheesy to eat.

What makes a hockey player laugh? (Warning: Cheesy)

Slapstick Comedy!

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A list of puns

Here's a list of puns I've been collecting:

How do you throw a space party? You planet.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

Nope. Unintended.

The shovel was a ground breaking invention, but everyone was blow away by the leaf blower.

A scarecrow says,...

The best pizza joke ever

Actually never mind it's too cheesy... That's the biggest problem with pizza jokes, it's all about the delivery…

What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter?

an Envelope
EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke

My girlfriend dropped this on me after some Tex-Mex last night ...

"I'm chilly"

She steps closer and takes my hand

"Will you be my con queso?"

And before I could even respond ...

"Sorry, was that too cheesy for you?"

What do you call a murderous metre?

A killometre!

(Cheesy ba-dum-tish sound effect plays)

A man holding several miniature pigs walks into a bar.

"Hey, barkeep!" he says, struggling to keep control of his quarry. "Any room for me and my friends?"

The bartender smiles and sets down some plastic cups. The man plops his friends inside, but the cups are too small.

"Um...barkeep?" the man says, pulling them out again. The bartender ...

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There was this famous cheese maker

He made this cheese that would expanded grow when melted.
He was driving while drinking scotch and got into a accident with a school bus. The court case going as expected he was sentenced to death by electrocution. As a last meal request he asked for a quarter of a wheel of his world famous chee...

A recent archeological dig has uncovered a set of 2300 year old Roman gold rings, with a small golden figure of a Tick attatched to it, missing all its legs...

Archeologists originally believed it to be simple wear and tear, until it was discovered there were no signs of soldering on the bodies of the golden ticks, indicating they were intentionally made legless. A professor on the scene theorized that these rings were a gesture of romantic interest or a p...

I used to date a girl who was lactose intolerant.

We broke up because she couldn’t stomach my cheesy jokes.

I went to a fondue party last night and thought of a really great joke!

I was too embarrassed to say it though, it was really cheesy.

Why was the cheese depressed?

Because it was bleu....


I know I know cheesy joke.. but surely we can all agree it was still gouda.

I just watched the cheesiest movies of all time.

3: The Havarti Boys


2: Goudafellas


And my all time favorite cheesy movie


1: The Guns of Provolone

A girl asks her father “daddy, how did I get my name?”

He explains “you see sweetie, when your mother got pregnant with your older brother, we decided that your mother would name the first born after whatever she loved the most, and I would name our second born after whatever I loved the most. So that’s why your big brother is named Steven jr. and you a...

So I work in a food store

I was told my jokes were a little cheesy before but I think their gouda. I moved to grocery and now their just corny. I just hope they aren’t jarring.

Why didn't the cow laugh at my joke?

He wasn't very amoosed because it was udderly lacking in humor, he had herd it before, it wasn't very mooving, it was cheesy and I milked the punchline a bit too much. Definitely wasn't moosic to his ears.
He still gave me a pat on the back though, which put me in a better moood.

I was at...

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