Ever notice that regular gouda is square, yet smoked gouda is circular?
Smoking really does take the edge off.
I was going to tell a joke about gouda.
It would have been too cheesy...
Gouda morning, Reddit!
Sorry, that was cheesy.
A bunch a cheeses got together to start a religion a long time ago.
They worship cheesus christ our grate lord and savior. The religion could be cheddar, but it's aged well. A few holes in their thinking, and I personally wouldn't swiss over anytime soon. Gouda them though for uniting themselves, but holy cow does their religion stink.
So I work in a food store
I was told my jokes were a little cheesy before but I think their gouda. I moved to grocery and now their just corny. I just hope they aren’t jarring.
Why was the cheese depressed?
Because it was bleu....
I know I know cheesy joke.. but surely we can all agree it was still gouda.
How was your cheese plate?
I got a bunch of really cheesy jokes
They're really Gouda, I promise.
Everything is better with cheese
Macaroni? Good. Macaroni and Cheese? Gouda.
My younger brother took his life 3 years ago. Always a comedian, here’s his cheesiest joke
Farmesan the dairy farmer is feeling bleu because of a string of falls he's been suffering. He calls up his doctor, Dr. Edam JaColby, and tells him "Doc, I'm in so much paineer!"and schedules an appointment. So Farmesan carephilly stumbles over to the clinic. "You mozzarella needed to see me cause y...
A cheesemonger slapped an Indian girl's behind then proceeded to ask her out
She told that munster to gouda hell.
Why did the cheese get promoted?
He was gouda his job
I always get told its neither the time nor the place for cracking really cheesy puns at work
Now I'm not sure about the time but I guess this is as gouda place as any....
A new hired cheese maker wasn't sure if he was adding enough cream. So he asked his boss.
His boss replied, "That's gouda nuff"
Is Edam the best Dutch cheese you can buy?
Or is there a Gouda one?
I've been trying to make a joke about swiss cheese...
But the joke has too many holes.
I know that was a cheesy joke. Most people aren't really that fondu of them. It's rare for them to be gouda jokes. You may think of me as a muenster for these jokes, and that I could do cheddar than this. I mean no parm in these puns. Alright, I'm done...
A long time ago, the Swiss was robbing a bank. Minutes after the robbery, some Blue cheese showed up on the scene, and caught the Swiss. They drew their gun and said:
“Gouda hell, Swiss.”
And filled him with holes, but Swiss got away.
Why doesn't anyone trust the cheddar cheese?
Because it's no gouda.
My girlfriend yelled at me
"I can't stand it anymore! I'm sick of your stupid and cheesy jokes! I'm leaving!"
"Gouda," I replied.
My friends hate my cheese jokes.
They said that they're no Gouda
You guys ever heard the one about the sculptor and his Italian friend?
There once was a sculptor who made beautiful pieces of work. His specialty was beautiful women. He'd toil away for hours on end, immortalizing the prettiest women in plaster and granite. But one day, he realized that his work was no longer in demand. Distraught, he called over his closest friend, an...
What was Emperor Palpatine's favourite type of cheese?
(This joke only makes sense depending on how you pronounce Gouda)
My grocery store always has a few items on sale and today they had cheese and soup so I had to buy it
It was a souper gouda deal
My wife sent me out looking for a hard to find French cheese...
It's called camofromage.
Sorry this joke is so cheesy, but my kid thought it was Gouda.
Have you heard any cheese puns?
I'm nacho if you will like them. Some of them are gouda. Others are fetastic. And alot of them are unbrielievably bad. But in queso you were wondering, I tried wheely hard to think of as many cheese puns as I could. I swiss that I could think of a mozzarella pun. I colby out social...
How was the Dutch dairy farmer caught up in a brawl?
He was gouda'd into it.
A muenster attacked Emmenthal institution. Everyone cheddared with panic. There was de brie everywhere. It was no Gouda.
What do you call freshly made cheese?
Did you hear about the lactose intolerant man who ate a whole wheel of cheese?
it was not gouda for him later.
I gave a homeless guy some cheese today.
I feel gouda 'bout it.
I once had a dream about cheese. It was all gouda until a muenster appeared and started chasing me
Just thought of this cheesy joke...
Who betrayed Cheesus Christ?
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An enzyme asks a tall, cool glass of milk out on a date. The enzyme takes the milk out to a fancy steakhouse and later to an ice cream shop for dessert. At the end of the night, the enzyme asks, "So, you wanna come up to my place for some coffee?" The milk says, "Sorry, this isn't what I'm looking f...