Ever notice that regular gouda is square, yet smoked gouda is circular?
Smoking really does take the edge off.
A cheesemonger slapped an Indian girl's behind then proceeded to ask her out
She told that munster to gouda hell.
I was going to tell a joke about gouda.
It would have been too cheesy...
Why did the cheese get promoted?
He was gouda his job
My younger brother took his life 3 years ago. Always a comedian, here’s his cheesiest joke
Farmesan the dairy farmer is feeling bleu because of a string of falls he's been suffering. He calls up his doctor, Dr. Edam JaColby, and tells him "Doc, I'm in so much paineer!"and schedules an appointment. So Farmesan carephilly stumbles over to the clinic. "You mozzarella needed to see me cause y...
Is Edam the best Dutch cheese you can buy?
Or is there a Gouda one?
I always get told its neither the time nor the place for cracking really cheesy puns at work
Now I'm not sure about the time but I guess this is as gouda place as any....
I've been trying to make a joke about swiss cheese...
But the joke has too many holes.
I know that was a cheesy joke. Most people aren't really that fondu of them. It's rare for them to be gouda jokes. You may think of me as a muenster for these jokes, and that I could do cheddar than this. I mean no parm in these puns. Alright, I'm done...
A long time ago, the Swiss was robbing a bank. Minutes after the robbery, some Blue cheese showed up on the scene, and caught the Swiss. They drew their gun and said:
“Gouda hell, Swiss.”
And filled him with holes, but Swiss got away.
I ate A slice of cheese Today
It Was a Gouda Slice of Cheese
Did you guys hear about the explosion at the cheese factory?
Da brie was everywhere!
It’s going to cost them a lot of cheddar!
Luckily they have a Swiss account saved up.
It surely won’t be gouda.
It even destroyed their onsite cottage!
My girlfriend yelled at me
"I can't stand it anymore! I'm sick of your stupid and cheesy jokes! I'm leaving!"
"Gouda," I replied.
You guys ever heard the one about the sculptor and his Italian friend?
There once was a sculptor who made beautiful pieces of work. His specialty was beautiful women. He'd toil away for hours on end, immortalizing the prettiest women in plaster and granite. But one day, he realized that his work was no longer in demand. Distraught, he called over his closest friend, an...
Why doesn't anyone trust the cheddar cheese?
Because it's no gouda.
What was Emperor Palpatine's favourite type of cheese?
(This joke only makes sense depending on how you pronounce Gouda)
My friends hate my cheese jokes.
They said that they're no Gouda
A muenster attacked Emmenthal institution. Everyone cheddared with panic. There was de brie everywhere. It was no Gouda.
My wife sent me out looking for a hard to find French cheese...
It's called camofromage.
Sorry this joke is so cheesy, but my kid thought it was Gouda.
Have you heard any cheese puns?
I'm nacho if you will like them. Some of them are gouda. Others are fetastic. And alot of them are unbrielievably bad. But in queso you were wondering, I tried wheely hard to think of as many cheese puns as I could. I swiss that I could think of a mozzarella pun. I colby out social...
What do you call freshly made cheese?
I gave a homeless guy some cheese today.
I feel gouda 'bout it.
I once had a dream about cheese. It was all gouda until a muenster appeared and started chasing me
Just thought of this cheesy joke...
Who betrayed Cheesus Christ?
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An enzyme asks a tall, cool glass of milk out on a date. The enzyme takes the milk out to a fancy steakhouse and later to an ice cream shop for dessert. At the end of the night, the enzyme asks, "So, you wanna come up to my place for some coffee?" The milk says, "Sorry, this isn't what I'm looking f...