A man is in peril, he’s just robbed a cheese shop...
And the police are closing in. From his pockets, he dumps all the Gruyere, all of the Cotswald, all of the Petit Basque. As he flees, chunks of Manchego and Ossau Iraty fly from his pockets... he flings the Roquefort, but it breaks up in his pocket and is sticky... he can’t get it out. He is stuck, ...
I was caught breaking into a cheese factory with a lock pick and a large stone.
The guard that caught me said "I get the lock pick but what's the Roquefort?"
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What sort of cheese would you use to entice a bear from a cave?
What sort of cheese can hide a small horse?
Why did the cheese get beat up by the stone?
Because the Roquefort back
Why did the one legge...