Milker Jokes

So one day, when he sees an advertisement for an automatic cow milker, he immediately orders it.

Two weeks later, when his wife is out buying groceries, the package arrives. The farmer, feeling very horny, opens it up, immediately sticks his dick into it, and turns it on.

The orgasm he... read more

Pedro was the champion milker in all the towns. No one could milk as much as him. He had won all the annual milking competitions for miles around.

This year also people expect Pedro to win. Frankly, there is more debate about the second and third places.

After the contest everyone is ... read more