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Pythons Jokes

Why do pythons live on land?

Because it's above C level.

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A tourist is eaten by a python at the zoo.

Two tourists from the Czech republic are visiting New York. At the zoo, one leans forward, trying to get real close to the pythons. He falls down into the enclosure and is quickly swallowed whole.


Panicking, the other guy runs up to a caretaker and cries out for help. The caretaker asks h...

What's brown and sounds like a bell?

Dung!





(Credit to the Pythons)

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