Neighbour knocked on my door at 2:30 in the morning last nite. 2:30am! Can you believe it?
He was so damn lucky I was still up playing my drums or I would've lost it. Some people have no consideration for others.
Marijuana-Filled Firewood
At the back woods bum-duck county police station the phone rings...
'Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?'
'Yes. What can I do for you?'
'Ah'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Mr. Virgil Smith....ya see sir, he's hidin' marijuana inside all his firewood pieces! Don't quite kn...
Where does the military send its under-qualified recruits?
Fort Nite
How many men does it take to get an Amish woman pregnant?
Two men a nite.
two ladies were sitting in a bar...
the one on the left was lovely, kind and beautiful the one on the right was very attractive, smart, and attentive both of the women were hitting on me all nite which one did i take home?
the one on the right because lefty loosy righy tighty
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