‌‌3 guy‌‌s ar‌‌e o‌‌n ‌‌a boa‌‌t an‌‌d the‌‌y hav‌‌e ‌‌4 cigarette‌‌s bu‌‌t nothin‌‌g t‌‌o ligh‌‌t the‌‌m with‌‌. Wha‌‌t d‌‌o the‌‌y do?

The‌‌y thro‌‌w on‌‌e cigarett‌‌e of‌‌f th‌‌e boa‌‌t an‌‌d th‌‌e whol‌‌e boa‌‌t become‌‌s ‌‌a cigarett‌‌e lighter.

Sooo, are you....?

An elephant meets a boa for the first time. Intrigued, he asks him:

\- You're a weird creature ... how do you move? You have no legs.

\- Well, it's simple, I'm crawling…

\- Oh, Okay!

The elephant start to move, but, even more intrigued, he turns and asks again:

\- ...

Didn't know where to get a boa constrictor.

One of my friends recommended Amazon. I wasn't disappointed.

A woman tried to order an exotic snake online

A woman tried to order an exotic snake online, but was surprised to find that when the package arrived, it contained only feathered scarves

Looks like the boa cons tricked her

What do you call a snake with a degree in engineering?

A Boa Constructor

Baby snake (OC)

What do you call a snake that always hangs around its mom?

A momma's boa.

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The apocalypse is coming!

So all animals gathered and decided, that since they were all gona die, why not have one huge orgy. The orgy began and at some point the female giraffe asked the elephant if he wants to fuck her, to which he quickly agreed and started screwing her. Few moments later the giraffe turned around and sai...

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