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Didn't know where to get a boa constrictor.

One of my friends recommended Amazon. I wasn't disappointed.
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Did you hear the one about the guy who owned 40 cats and a pet boa constrictor?

Sorry... 39 cats and a pet boa constrictor...
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A woman tried to order an exotic snake online

A woman tried to order an exotic snake online, but was surprised to find that when the package arrived, it contained only feathered scarves

Looks like the boa cons tricked her
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What do you call a snake with a degree in engineering?

A Boa Constructor
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Little Johnny's trip to the zoo left him breathless

and the boa constrictor euthanized.
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What do you call a snake that builds?

A boa-constructor (9 year old made this up)
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Sooo, are you....?

An elephant meets a boa for the first time. Intrigued, he asks him:

\- You're a weird creature ... how do you move? You have no legs.

\- Well, it's simple, I'm crawling…

\- Oh, Okay!

The elephant start to move, but, even more intrigued, he turns and asks again:

\- ...
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Baby snake (OC)

What do you call a snake that always hangs around its mom?

A momma's boa.
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The apocalypse is coming!

So all animals gathered and decided, that since they were all gona die, why not have one huge orgy. The orgy began and at some point the female giraffe asked the elephant if he wants to fuck her, to which he quickly agreed and started screwing her. Few moments later the giraffe turned around and sai...

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