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Boa Jokes

Didn't know where to get a boa constrictor.

One of my friends recommended Amazon. I wasn't disappointed.

Did you hear the one about the guy who owned 40 cats and a pet boa constrictor?

Sorry... 39 cats and a pet boa constrictor...

A woman tried to order an exotic snake online

A woman tried to order an exotic snake online, but was surprised to find that when the package arrived, it contained only feathered scarves

Looks like the boa cons tricked her

What do you call a snake with a degree in engineering?

A Boa Constructor

Little Johnny's trip to the zoo left him breathless

and the boa constrictor euthanized.

What do you call a snake that builds?

A boa-constructor (9 year old made this up)

Sooo, are you....?

An elephant meets a boa for the first time. Intrigued, he asks him:

\- You're a weird creature ... how do you move? You have no legs.

\- Well, it's simple, I'm crawling…

\- Oh, Okay!

The elephant start to move, but, even more intrigued, he turns and asks again:

\- ...

Baby snake (OC)

What do you call a snake that always hangs around its mom?

A momma's boa.
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