What do you call a mongoose that ran away from home?
Gonegoose.
What do you call an unchosen mongoose?
A mon-duck
What does a Mongoose eat in between meals?
Just a little Snek.
A zookeeper lost a pair of mongoose to a storm and needed to replace them. He began writing an email to his supplier...
“Dear sir, please send me two mongooses at once.”
That didn’t sound right, so he tried again.
“Dear sir, please send me two mongeese at once.”
That still didn’t sound right, so he gave it one last attempt:
“Dear sir, please send me one mongoose. And while you’re at it...
Jungle animals started a softball league...
The teams are separated by species.
A colorful long beaked bird, not sure where to go, asked an old monkey umpire, where his team was playing.
He replied, "Mongoose vs snakes are on field 1, ants vs frogs play on field 2..."
"Quit monkeying around", the bird chuckled, "I just wa...
A old man as a pet mongoose who gives birth.
Deciding he can't look after the mongoose and the pup he decides to donate them to the zoo and writes a letter to explain.
Dear zoo,
I would like to donate two ~~mongooses~~ ~~mongeeses~~ ~~mongi~~
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Dear zoo,
I would like to donate one mo...
What do you call the chewy candy that tastes like a mongoose and kills snakes?
Riki Tiki Taffy
What is Jamaica's favorite male bird?
The mongoose.
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