A zookeeper lost a pair of mongoose to a storm and needed to replace them. He began writing an email to his supplier...

“Dear sir, please send me two mongooses at once.”

That didn’t sound right, so he tried again.

“Dear sir, please send me two mongeese at once.”

That still didn’t sound right, so he gave it one last attempt:

“Dear sir, please send me one mongoose. And while you’re at it...

What do you call a mongoose that ran away from home?

Gonegoose.

What does a Mongoose eat in between meals?

Just a little Snek.

What do you call the chewy candy that tastes like a mongoose and kills snakes?

Riki Tiki Taffy

Jungle animals started a softball league...

The teams are separated by species.

A colorful long beaked bird, not sure where to go, asked an old monkey umpire, where his team was playing.

He replied, "Mongoose vs snakes are on field 1, ants vs frogs play on field 2..."

"Quit monkeying around", the bird chuckled, "I just wa...

What is Jamaica's favorite male bird?

The mongoose.

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I was sexually assaulted by a colourful Rodent today!!!

His name was 'Hue Mongoose'

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