*Tips fedora to cute non-binary girl*

m’theydy

*tips fedora at mosquito*

M'laria

Whats a fedora clad, neck bearded gentlemen's favorite color?

M'genta

What is the phase when a neckbeard realizes his Fedora looks stupid?

M’aturity.

What do you call an Asian wearing a fedora?

Malaysian

What do you call a skeleton in a fedora?

Indiana Bones.

*assault rifle tips fedora*

M’16.

Psychiatrist: *tips fedora at depressed patient*

"M'lancholy"

Guy gets a job as a spy...

He's sent on his first mission, and told that the secret passphrase he has to give to contacts is, "The night-bird flies at dawn."

He's instructed to go to London, head to Piccadilly Circus, and speak to a guy in a purple fedora, busking. So he flies to London, goes to Piccadilly Circus, fin...

Why do waitresses love serving men in fedoras?

If you're nice to them, their tipping intensifies.

Singapore: *looking northward, tips fedora*



"M'laysia"

*tips fedora at the First Lady*

M'lania

What are a fedora tipper's three favorite pokemon?

M'chop
M'choke
M'champ

*Tips fedora to crashing plane*

M'day

A Scottish, fedora-wearing art professor complimented his Scandinavian student.

"Nice skies, Finnish lass!"

Despite always being made fun of on the internet, I've never seen a fedora-wearing neckbeard in the real life.

I guess that means the stereotype is true.

What's the difference between a fedora and a fedina?

"A fedina? What's a fedina?"

"*a-Spaghetti and meatballs!*"


Try it out. Just try it. This holiday season.

what phase is it called when a man with a fedora and trenchcoat realise they look stupid

M'aturity

What's the difference between a fedora clad Brony and an egg?

The egg gets laid!

I'm so sorry but what is a fedora wearer's favourite part in music?

Me'lody

Fedoras most likely.

Two hats are on a hat rack in a hallway. One says to the other, 'You stay here, I'll go on ahead.'

What is a nice guys' favorite cooking utensil?

M'Ladle


*tips fedora*


Just kidding, it's his mom. He doesn't cook.

Everyone knows the story of the three little pigs... here's another version:



The first little pig was playing in the forest, when the big bad wolf

spotted him and chased him back to his straw house. The pig hid inside,

peeking out at the wolf, who looked at the house, laughed, then huffed

and puffed and blew the house down. The pig, scared witles...

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Jim's Birthday Hat

Jim's birthday was coming up, and as much as he enjoyed his birthday, he dreaded the obligations that came with it. Despite his vehement protests, his wife had arranged lunch with the whole family, including his witch of a mother-in-law. But Jim was a good man and said he'd be on his best behaviour....

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A man knocks on the door.

A small boy answers the door wearing a nothing but a fedora and cowboy boots, carrying a bottle of Jack Daniels and smoking a cigar.

The man says " are your parents home, little boy?"

Little boy says" does it fucking look like they're home?"

What do you call Dora the Explorer in an Iron Man suit?

FeDora

I'll see myself out.

This guy was sitting at a bar....

getting sloshed when in comes a fedora wearing hipster.

As luck would have it the hipster sits next to the drunk. The drunk looks at him and says:

"Sit somewhere else, ya douche-bag!"

The bartender slapped the bar in front of the drunk and said:

"That's not tolerated her...

How many Gentlesirs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

"Screw is such a harsh word, M'Lightbulb. I have too much respect for lamps to use it." <Tips fedora>

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A man walks into a bar...

Shadily dressed in a trench coat with the collar pulled up and a fedora pulled down over his face. A livid scar runs down his cheek, and his two tone shoes are dangerously polished. In his hands he's carrying an accordion case. The bar falls completely silent. All of the patrons turn pale and freeze...

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What did the neckbeard call the tiny hat he bought for his penis?

Tip’s fedora.

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A salesman...

A salesman goes up to a house and rings the doorbell. A little boy answers the door wearing his mothers high heels, his fathers tie and fedora, and holding a glass of wine in one hand, a cigar in the other. The salesman says "Hey there little guy. Are your parents home?" The kid looks up at the sale...

A man sits at the bar drinking and looking upset.

The bartender asks him what's wrong. The man looks up and says

"I lost it all playing the ponies. A million dollars. I had it and I lost it all."

The bartender is taken aback. "If you don't mind me prying, a million dollars is a lot of money. How'd you end up losing it?"

The ...

I just donated some money to the maintainers of a Linux distribution derived from Red Hat

\*tips fedora\*

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