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Fedora Jokes

Whats a fedora clad, neck bearded gentlemen's favorite color?

M'genta

*Tips fedora at mosquito*

M'laria

*Tips fedora to cute non-binary girl*

m’theydy

How do you pull off a fedora in the modern day?

As quickly as possible

*assault rifle tips fedora*

M’16.

Why do waitresses love serving men in fedoras?

If you're nice to them, their tipping intensifies.

Singapore: *looking northward, tips fedora*



"M'laysia"

What do you call a skeleton in a fedora?

Indiana Bones.

*tips fedora at the First Lady*

M'lania

*Tips fedora to crashing plane*

M'day

A neckbeard looks into the mirror and tips his fedora.

M'self.

Fedoras most likely.

Two hats are on a hat rack in a hallway. One says to the other, 'You stay here, I'll go on ahead.'

What's the difference between a fedora and a fedina?

"A fedina? What's a fedina?"

"*a-Spaghetti and meatballs!*"


Try it out. Just try it. This holiday season.

What are a fedora tipper's three favorite pokemon?

M'chop
M'choke
M'champ

A Scottish, fedora-wearing art professor complimented his Scandinavian student.

"Nice skies, Finnish lass!"

I'm so sorry but what is a fedora wearer's favourite part in music?

Me'lody

What's the difference between a fedora clad Brony and an egg?

The egg gets laid!

Despite always being made fun of on the internet, I've never seen a fedora-wearing neckbeard in the real life.

I guess that means the stereotype is true.

what phase is it called when a man with a fedora and trenchcoat realise they look stupid

M'aturity

What do you call Dora the Explorer in an Iron Man suit?

FeDora

I'll see myself out.

What do you call an incel that travels?

FeDORA the explorer.

Guy gets a job as a spy...

He's sent on his first mission, and told that the secret passphrase he has to give to contacts is, "The night-bird flies at dawn."

He's instructed to go to London, head to Piccadilly Circus, and speak to a guy in a purple fedora, busking. So he flies to London, goes to Piccadilly Circus, fin...

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A salesman...

A salesman goes up to a house and rings the doorbell. A little boy answers the door wearing his mothers high heels, his fathers tie and fedora, and holding a glass of wine in one hand, a cigar in the other. The salesman says "Hey there little guy. Are your parents home?" The kid looks up at the sale...

Everyone knows the story of the three little pigs... here's another version:



The first little pig was playing in the forest, when the big bad wolf

spotted him and chased him back to his straw house. The pig hid inside,

peeking out at the wolf, who looked at the house, laughed, then huffed

and puffed and blew the house down. The pig, scared witles...

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Jim's Birthday Hat

Jim's birthday was coming up, and as much as he enjoyed his birthday, he dreaded the obligations that came with it. Despite his vehement protests, his wife had arranged lunch with the whole family, including his witch of a mother-in-law. But Jim was a good man and said he'd be on his best behaviour....

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