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Monty Python Jokes

What kind of neighborhood was Monty Python’s Ministry of Silly Walks located in?

A gaited community.

What do you call a Monty Python-themed nightclub?

The CopaCaerbannog

It must have been a real shock when people found out the Monty Python theme was originally written by someone from the United States

After all, nobody expects the American composition

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In honor of Terry Jones and his passing, he is my favorite Monty Python joke

Drinking American beer is like having sex in a canoe. Its fucking close to water

When life gets you down, remember the immortal words of Monty Python.

NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!

What do you call Monty Python if it's filled with corn?

Del Monte Python

Well, you know what Monty Python always say...

A man sees his friend looking rather melancholy and tries to cheer her up. After listening to her woes he says to her "Well, you know what Monty Python always say..."

She rolls her eyes "Always look on the bright side of life?"

"No." He leaps to his feet, "NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH IN...

Quoting Monty Python and the Holy Grail

is as easy as 1-2-5

I remember this from a Monty Python

"My dog has no nose!" Says one man. His friend asks "well how does he smell?" "Stinky!"

One of the Monty Python team has invented an unmanned aircraft that does sky-writing that’s spelled the same backwards as forwards...

It’s a Palin drone...

What were the favorite Linux text editors of 8 randomly selected Monty Python fans?

vim, vim, vim, vim, vim, vim, emacs, and vim.

I had an idea for a Writing Prompt where there is an insane asylum full of people who think they are part of a Monty Python skit and quote the lines endlessly.

Someone told me that's called 'college'.

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I oppose all this sex on the television.

I mean, I keep falling off.

(credit to monty python)

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