UPJOKE
tarantellashimmycancandiscolindyboogiebopbreakdancehokeypokeyzapateadosambamambomerenguenautchrumba

Pogo Jokes

Did you see the review for the scary movie about pogo sticks?

It has its ups and downs, but too many jump scares for me.

Have you heard about pogo stick cult?

Prophets have gone through the roof.

What do you call a guy with a pogo stick in a club?

The bouncer

What do you call a one legged dog?

Pogo

February 29th, 2020

On February 29th of this year, something extraordinary happened.

I was walking across the road, head down, minding my own - when I heard it. This incessant, mechanical noise. Like spring-loaded footsteps. Real slow.

Far away, it came. Cascading against the city walls. A pneumatic sigh....

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Classic Rocky and Bullwinkle pun

On a December trip to Frostbite Falls, Minnesota, Ferdinand Feghoot was summoned to the local college, Wossamotta U. by Inspector Fenwick, the Chief of Police.

There he was confronted with an appalling scene. Bullwinkle, the town's leading citizen, had been smashed flatter than a kippered her...

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Cowboy rides into town....

( For cake day i suggest telling these jokes in series )

A cowboy rides into town. All the way down the main drag, he sees not a single soul.
He pulls up in front of the saloon and the only other person around is the sheriff, sitting on the porch.
He dismounts, ties up his horse, tips...

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.