My older sister was constantly pressuring me to have sex
She was incestent
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My girlfriend keeps pressuring me...
My girlfriend keeps pressuring me to have sex on the hood of her Honda Civic.
I told her, "No thanks, we'll do it on my own Accord."
A 16-year old girl enters a church in tears. “Please father, help me”
“What is it my child?”
“Father, I need your help. I’m pregnant.”
The priest sighed. “I understand my child. You have sinned but you are not the first, nor the last. Our Lord is all-forgiving and I’m here to help you through this. But first I need to understand how it happened.”