perhaps we ought to abolish gravity.

It would be a weight off his shoulders.

It would be a weight off his shoulders.

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The man who discovered gravity didnt even go down

He's going to be an absolute unit!

They’re bored, so Einstein suggests they play hide and seek. Einstein starts counting to 10. Pascal runs to find a good hiding spot, Newton on the other hand stays in place. He draws a 1 meter by 1 meter square with chalk on the ground and stands in it. Einstein finished counting, turns around, noti...

"I don't remember the whole line, just the last part"

"Ok tell the last part"

"... and this is called the 1st Law of Newton

"Ok tell the last part"

"... and this is called the 1st Law of Newton

It’s Einstein’s turn to be it.

Pascal is nowhere to be found, but Newton draws a 1m X 1m square right in front of Einstein and stands in its centre.

Einstein says, “Newton, you’re terrible! I found you right away!”

Newton replies, “No, Einy. You’ve found one Newton per square meter. You’ve ...

Pascal is nowhere to be found, but Newton draws a 1m X 1m square right in front of Einstein and stands in its centre.

Einstein says, “Newton, you’re terrible! I found you right away!”

Newton replies, “No, Einy. You’ve found one Newton per square meter. You’ve ...

Pascal is nowhere to be seen. Newton is sitting right in front of Einstein, with a piece of chalk in his hand. He's sitting in a box drawn on the ground, a meter to one side.

Einstein says, "Newton, you're terrible, I've found you!"

Newton says, "No no, no. You've found one Newton per...

Einstein says, "Newton, you're terrible, I've found you!"

Newton says, "No no, no. You've found one Newton per...

He shakes his fist at the sky and says, "There should be a law!"

Because he approached each conversation with too much gravity

For the first round, Tesla was the seeker. He began counting to 100 and Pascal scurried off to find somewhere to hide.

However, Newton simply drew a square on the ground and stepped into it.

When Tesla finished counting he opened his eyes to see Newton standing in front of him, not even at...

However, Newton simply drew a square on the ground and stepped into it.

When Tesla finished counting he opened his eyes to see Newton standing in front of him, not even at...

It's Arcimedes' turn to seek and so he starts counting down.

Pascal quickly runs off to some bushes nearby.

Newton starts walking, stops thinks for a while and them draws a large rectangle around himself in the dirt.

The time is up and Archimedes turns around: "Found you, Newton...

Pascal quickly runs off to some bushes nearby.

Newton starts walking, stops thinks for a while and them draws a large rectangle around himself in the dirt.

The time is up and Archimedes turns around: "Found you, Newton...

Einstein is it, so he closes his eyes and starts to count. Pascal runs off to hide, but Newton doesn't budge. Right in front of Einstein he bends down and scratches a box in the dirt, one meter on a side. The he just stands there, right in the middle of the box.

Einstein opens his eyes and sa...

Einstein opens his eyes and sa...

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How the fuck did he know that I'm gonna die virgin?

He met a girl ,calculated the tangent to her curve.

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That means I have one up on history's greatest scientific genius.

Because I'm not dead.

Because I'm not dead.

Leibneiz: I've discovered calculus(1670s) Newton: Really? Seems derivative.

Car roof: *slaps Isaac Newton*

But gravity won't let him

Einstein covers his eyes and begins counting.

While Pascal runs off and hides, Newton takes out some chalk and marks a square on the ground with a side length of exactly one meter, and then sits down inside the square.

When Einstein is finished counting and sees Newton sitting on the ...

While Pascal runs off and hides, Newton takes out some chalk and marks a square on the ground with a side length of exactly one meter, and then sits down inside the square.

When Einstein is finished counting and sees Newton sitting on the ...

Newton, Pascal and Einstein go to play hide and seek. Einstein became the seeker, so Newton and Pascal ran to find their hiding spots. Einstein finished counting and went to search. He saw Newton still lingering around.

Einstein: "You're it!"

Newton: "No. I am Newton who is upon a 1 m^...

Einstein: "You're it!"

Newton: "No. I am Newton who is upon a 1 m^...

It was Einstein's turn to find them.

Pascal went and hide behind the bushes.

But Newton just stood on a 1M *1M tile..

Einstein came out and shouted "Newton, you are out!"

Newton replied " No, actually you are out, as I am Pascal"

Einstein: "Elaborate..."

"As...

Pascal went and hide behind the bushes.

But Newton just stood on a 1M *1M tile..

Einstein came out and shouted "Newton, you are out!"

Newton replied " No, actually you are out, as I am Pascal"

Einstein: "Elaborate..."

"As...

Because there are 10 N/cm² in a bar.

He could not afford a stand

Everything is better with bacon.

He said it helped him keep his feet on the ground.

...Einstein says to Newton, "I've found mathematically that as an object travels faster and faster, it experiences time lower and is squished in the direction parallel to the velocity, when viewed from a stationary perspective."

Newton replies "Interesting. Well, do go on."

Einstein ex...

Newton replies "Interesting. Well, do go on."

Einstein ex...

New, since the concept of weight does not exist in space.

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Fuck your law of gravity, I am going up.

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Newton wasn't a virgin and a physicist in that universe. He had a family.

I don't know, but they are gonna get ya, one Wayne or another.

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Isaac Newton died a virgin.

Repost.

Repost.

A man called Newton goes to a Chinese restaurant. He orders some fortune cookies. When they arrive, he opens one and sees what's in it. Only one word is written:

*Newton*

Newton raises his eyes in a mixture of confusion and surprise. How the hell did that coincidence happen? Why was hi...

*Newton*

Newton raises his eyes in a mixture of confusion and surprise. How the hell did that coincidence happen? Why was hi...

lt’s Einstein’s turn to count so he covers his eyes and starts counting to ten. Pascal runs off and hides. Newton draws a one meter by one meter square on the ground in front of Einstein then stands in the middle of it.

Einstein reaches ten and uncovers his eyes. He sees Newton immediately ...

Einstein reaches ten and uncovers his eyes. He sees Newton immediately ...

It’s really tasty, it goes well with salad.

Everybody: ma

So he could overthrow Kim Jong-Un

Gravity Falls

They play rock-paper-scissors to choose the seeker. A. Einstein is left so he has to be te seeker. He starts counting down from 10.

Pascal hides in a bush bearby, but Newton remains in plain sight. He draws a square with an area of 1m^2 and stays in it.

Einstein's countdown ends. 3.......

Pascal hides in a bush bearby, but Newton remains in plain sight. He draws a square with an area of 1m^2 and stays in it.

Einstein's countdown ends. 3.......

"He hit me equally as hard back your honor!"

Einstein is bored, so he suggests a game of hide and seek and pretends to be "It". The others agree, so Einstein begins counting, "One...Two...Three.."

Pascal runs off right away to find a place to hide. But Newton merely takes out a piece of chalk and draws a mid sized square. He finishes an...

Pascal runs off right away to find a place to hide. But Newton merely takes out a piece of chalk and draws a mid sized square. He finishes an...

...since an object at rest tends to stay at rest.

Also, because it's too damn early this think about physics.

Also, because it's too damn early this think about physics.

He said: This square covered an area of 1m2. I'm a Newton on 1m2. So I'm Pascal.

Isaac Newton, Albert Einstein and Blaise Pascal were playing hide and seek. Albert was seeking, Newton and Pascal were hiding. When Albert goes out to seek he finds Isaac outside where he has drawn a square around himself. Albert asks Newton "What kind of hiding place is that Newton?" and Newton rep...

...when they got pulled over for speeding. However, when the police officer tried to ask them how fast they were going, he couldn't get a straight answer, and the group was so rowdy that they had to be brought in for questioning.

So all 7 of them are taken to the police station, and individua...

So all 7 of them are taken to the police station, and individua...

"Shredded cabbage and carrot make a great salad." - Cole's Law

...he would roll over in his grave.

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All his life he studied the laws of attraction, without understanding the gravity of his situation

For every male action, there is a female overreaction.

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Well Newton died a lonely virgin so clearly I'm doing something right

The bar walks into Newton

I don't know, he just seemed pretty down-to-Earth to me.

Einstein volunteered to be “It.” As Einstein counted, eyes closed, to 100, Pascal ran away and hid, but Newton stood right in front of Einstein and drew a one meter by one meter square on the floor around himself. When Einstein opened his eyes, he immediately saw Newton and said “I found you Newton,...

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They sit down at a table and order drinks, the server tells them it will be a few minutes.

Newton suggests playing a game while they wait.

Pascal says, "how about hide and seek?"

Galileo agrees excitedly, "you two go hide, I will stay here and count to ten."

He closes his ey...

Newton suggests playing a game while they wait.

Pascal says, "how about hide and seek?"

Galileo agrees excitedly, "you two go hide, I will stay here and count to ten."

He closes his ey...

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

A student in bed will remain in bed unless acted upon by a large enough panic

They are both soft and crumble under pressure.

He knew better than to drink and derive.

He wanted to test his limits.

He went out on a lim.

He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy.

john:bro, do you know newton's third law ? ?

david: i'm a science student, not a law student !!

david: i'm a science student, not a law student !!

Isaac Newton, he's the one who discovered the Force.

It is Einstein's turn to be it. So he covers his eyes and slowly counts to 20.

Tesla climbs up a tree, Pascal jumps behind a bush, and Newton stands right where he is and draws a 1m x 1m square around him.

"...eighteen, nineteen, twenty! Ready or not, here I come!" exclaims Einstein....

Tesla climbs up a tree, Pascal jumps behind a bush, and Newton stands right where he is and draws a 1m x 1m square around him.

"...eighteen, nineteen, twenty! Ready or not, here I come!" exclaims Einstein....

*Issac Newton's mother--* "But did you wash the apple before eating it?"

*Archimedes's mother--* "Didn't you have any shame running naked in the street from? And, WHO is this girl Eureka???”

*Thomas Edison's mother--* Of course I am proud that you invented the electric bulb. Now tu...

*Archimedes's mother--* "Didn't you have any shame running naked in the street from? And, WHO is this girl Eureka???”

*Thomas Edison's mother--* Of course I am proud that you invented the electric bulb. Now tu...

A micro Newton.

Newton, a bit annoyed, says "Guys, I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation".

Einstein replies, "I think I do relatively understand it."

On which Darwin says, "Please don't let this evolve into a big fight, aight?"

Einstein replies, "I think I do relatively understand it."

On which Darwin says, "Please don't let this evolve into a big fight, aight?"

Newton's first law

\* Newton said he'd drop in.

\* Socrates said he'd think about it.

\* Ohm resisted the idea.

\* Boyle said he was under too much pressure.

\* Darwin said he'd wait to see what evolved.

\* Pierre and Marie Curie radiated enthusiasm.

\* Volta was electrified at the prospe...

\* Socrates said he'd think about it.

\* Ohm resisted the idea.

\* Boyle said he was under too much pressure.

\* Darwin said he'd wait to see what evolved.

\* Pierre and Marie Curie radiated enthusiasm.

\* Volta was electrified at the prospe...

...well, I don't. We could've all been flying now if it wasn't for that goddamn apple.

The bartender says, "I'm not going to get this joke aren't I?"

I used them as a Newton's cradle.

One came up to me and said: “If you had an apple which experiences no net force, then its velocity is constant: the apple is either at rest, or it moves in a straight line with constant speed – Newton’s Law”

So I said “Here’s one for you: If you have an apple, a carrot, a cabbage, mayonnaise ...

So I said “Here’s one for you: If you have an apple, a carrot, a cabbage, mayonnaise ...

Come On Eileen

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