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A Mechanical engineer, Electrical engineer, Chemical engineer and IT engineer are sitting at a bar

A guy walks in and asks if anyone is a mechanic, his car is running real rough and he’s not sure if it will breakdown before he gets home.

The 4 engineers, bored, run outside to check it out.

The mechanical engineer says “sounds like your engine is misfiring due to compression leaks...

What's a dinosaur's favorite form of compression?

RAR files.

What is a caveman's favourite audio compression algorithm?


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A man passes out while swimming in a river.

A group of people surround the riverbank where the young man was floating.

Then, a cocky medical student pushes through the crowd, dives into the river and pulls the man half out.

He then starts performing CPR on the man, with every chest compression water comes out of the man's mouth....

What is 'gr8'

The Great Compression

My wife broke her foot yesterday...

The doctor recommended Rest, Ice, Compression & Elevation.

When I asked my wife how bad the pain was on a scale of 1-10, she replied:

Broken foot: 10/10

Broken foot with RICE: 5/10

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When I was 10

Around age 10 my dad got me one of those little badass compound bow beginner kits. Of course, the first month I went around our land sticking arrows in anything that could get stuck by an arrow. Did you know that a 1955 40 horse Farmall tractor tire will take 6 rounds before it goes down? Tough sumb...

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