A group of mountain climbers all contract Coronavirus, but are strangely unable to infect anybody else.
This is because scalars aren't vectors.
What do you get when you cross a mountain climber with a mosquito?
Nothing. You can't cross a scalar and a vector.
There are two kittens sitting on a steep roof. Which one falls off first?
the one with the smallest *mu*
Coefficient of friction. The coefficient of friction (COF), often symbolized by the Greek letter µ (pronounced *mew*), is a dimensionless scalar value which describes the...
Since there have been a few math jokes lately...
Q1. What do you get if you cross a mountain lion with a mountain goat?
A1. ||mountain lion|| ||mountain goat|| sin θ
Q2. What do you get when you cross a mountain lion with a mountain climber?
A2. You can't - the mountain climber is a scalar.
Why are most mountain climbers hippies?
Because scalars have no direction
(OC, as far as I know)
A mountain climber goes out drinking with his friends. He starts complaining "My wife called me annoying last night! She compared me to a mosquito." His buddy responded. "You know what they say. You can't cross a vector with a scalar."