Did Torres play for every other EPL club before Chelsea ?

.... Because he never celebrated scoring a goal.

Puns I have constructed in the past few days.

I'm gonna go to the dentist again. I just couldn't get my filling!

I told a cube to start rolling. Basically, I told it to die.

A chemist joined a bike race. I think the race was called, "Torr de France"

Our ships had to be downgraded, so the General Quarters became the General ...

I went to Spain for a holiday (Long)

and on the Sunday everyone went to the biggest restaurant in town. We went there too. The food was really good but during the meal I heard a drum roll.

The kitchen doors opened and the chef and maitre d marched out with a huge cloche. The locals all went quiet as they paraded this cloche arou...

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