John and his girlfriend Mary decide to become bank-robbers.
Mary does the actual robbing at gunpoint inside the banks while John waits outside as the getaway driver. They are initially successful with a string of heists that make headlines and they become folk-heroes. Until one day their luck runs out and they get caught.
At trial, the judge condemns ...
Your insistence on having your father walk you down the aisle may seem odd to some
Especially considering the two of you are only going grocery shopping.
I stole this joke.