What's the difference between the UK and a Roast Dinner

The roast is better off without Brussels.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

I went to a friends house last night for a roast dinner .. whilst eating I noticed my friend forgot to take the string off and I accidentally ate a couple of pieces .. the funny thing is, when I went to the toilet this morning they came out tied together ..

I shit you knot

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