Postal Service Jokes

It’s such a MAIL dominated industry.

A man sets down three pieces of luggage at a very famous **International Airlines** (*that shall not be named*) check-in counter and says, "I want the brown bag to go to London, the black one to go to Paris," he said. "And keep the third bag here till my return from Australia next week for pick up."... read more

One protects your secrets and one goes through your mail, and you'll *never* guess which is which.

It's all in the delivery

But in the early focus-group testing, most people were spitting on the wrong side causing the stamp not to stick to the envelopes.

They only cost 25 cents. But if you want to lick them, they're a dollar.

It will be delivered tomorrow.

So I could tell people I'm a mail escort.

But i dont know if you get it.

However, the stamp wasn't sticking to the envelopes. This enraged the President, who demanded a detailed enquiry into the matter

After weeks of testing and $ 1 million in Congressional spending, a special Presidential commission presented the following findings

"The stamp is in perfe... read more

but the delivery is messed up

A tramp stamp, and it says, "No postage necessary if nailed in the US."

When he arrives,he finds his wife in bed with another man.

Disgusted, he goes to the navy base and stays in the lodge contemplating what to do next.

The next day, he receives a call from his mother-in-law who is also a wife of a naval officer.

" Rose told me everything" she sai... read more

Both, don't deliver on Sundays.

After polling the public on how the stamp is defective, they figured out nothing was wrong with the stamp at all!

The americans were just not spitting on the right side!

The U.S. Postal service created a series of commemorative stamps commemorating lawyers, but they had to withdraw them within a couple of weeks because people couldn't figure out which side of the stamp to spit on.

The postal service is gonna be FedUp

Or


Post on post-Post Malone's career and goals was postponed from posting by postal service.

It’ll be called the re-postal service.