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My girlfriend told me, “Sex is much better on holiday.”

That wasn’t a very nice postcard to receive.

A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for a few years. One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she was pregnant.

Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to have the child. If she stayed in Italy, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18. She agreed, but wondered how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discre...

I went on a visit of a postcard factory.

It was okay. Nothing to write home about.

After I got my school photo taken, I told them I only wanted the one poster sized print developed.

They asked, “Are you sure you wouldn’t be interested in exploring some of the packages with wallet and postcard sizes with multiple...”

I had to cut them off and let them know that, “I’m really just a big picture person.”

Doctor's Affair

A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward, she told him that she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse a sum of money and asked her to go to Italy and have the baby there.

"But how will I let you know the baby is born?" she asked.

He replie...

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Dear Midwest Diary...

Aug. 1

Moved to our new home in Chicago. It is so beautiful here.

The city is so picturesque. Can hardly wait to see it covered

with snow. I LOVE IT HERE!

Oct. 14

Chicago is the most beautiful place on earth. The leaves are

turning all different colo...

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My wife just said ' its funny how sex is always better on holiday’

I’ll be honest it’s not the nicest postcard I’ve ever received

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3 virgin daughters

A Mother had 3 virgin daughters. They were all getting married within a short time period. Because Mom was a bit worried about how their sex life would get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt.

The first girl sent a ...

What is the most useless thing you can give to a homeless person?

A postcard that says "I wish you were here"

Software development cycle.

1. Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free.

2. Product is tested. 20 bugs are found.

3. Programmer fixes 10 of the bugs and explains to the testing department that the other 10 aren't really bugs.

4. Testing department finds that five of the fixes didn't work and discov...

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My wife's been telling me lately about how sex is so much more exciting on holiday

It's driving me nuts, she keeps sending me postcards

Little Johnny went to the store with his grandma

On their way there, little Johnny saw a pretty postcard lying on the ground. He was about to reach for it, when his grandma stopped him and said,

"Don't pick up trash from the ground"

In the store little Johnny saw a sparkly candywrapper on the ground. He again was about to grab it, wh...

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My girlfriend finds sex on holiday much more fun

I think so, anyway. It was difficult to read the postcard

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My German grandfather was no Nazi.

I have the postcard from Argentina where he said that as proof.

The best advice I ever got from my dad was to never run away from my problems...

To this day, I still have that postcard...

Spaghetti.

A man has an affaire with an italian woman, and gets her pregnant by accident.


Because the man didn't want to hurt his reputation or his marriage he made a deal with the woman. He would financially take care of the kid from birth to the baby's 18th birthday if she would move to Italy and ...

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My GF loves sex during the holidays

This is by far the worst postcard I've got from her.

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A woman goes to the gynecologist

'What is your complaint ma'am?' asked the doctor.
'Well, you see doctor, I've been getting postcards from Ecuador.' answered the woman. 'Why are you coming to me then, I am a gynecologist not a mailman?' The woman says 'That's the thing, I am getting them in my vagina.' With a puzzled look on hi...

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OK,where is it?

This guy is checking out of his hotel when suddenly he has to take a shit real bad, so goes to the lobby men's room, but its closed for cleaning, Angry, so he runs back up to his room, and the maids are cleaning there. In desperation he finds an empty hall, uproots a plant and shits in the pot. Puts...

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