A chimpanzee, a gorilla and a baboon are communicating to each other across their zoo enclosures about which is the greatest primate...
"It's obviously me!" says the chimp. "I am most closely related to humans and can use tools!" "No, it's me!" says the gorilla. "I am the biggest of all primates and strongest!" "No, it's me!" says the baboon. "I am smaller than you apes but am the biggest monkey plus fast and cunning!"
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A deaf couple was having trouble communicating in the bedroom once the lights were out.
One day the wife signs to the husband, “Here’s what we can do. If you want to have sex, squeeze my left breast. If you don’t want to, squeeze my right breast.”
“Ok,” signs the husband. “And if you want to have sex, pull on my penis once. If you don’t want to have sex, pull on my penis 50 time...
My dad told me this is why different branches of the military have so much trouble communicating.
They all have different vocabulary. For instance; "Secure that building."
Tell a marine that and he'll go kill everyone inside.
Tell a soldier and he'll put up razor wire, sandbags, and machine gun nests.
Tell a sailor and he'll go in and close and lock all the windows and door...
My friend went on a vacation to Finland over the summer but he found communicating with the locals to be difficult
He had trouble finnishing his sentences
I tried communicating with a mouse
But, I couldn't squeak her language.